To The Creepy Men I Have Encountered In Customer Service:

to the creepy men i have encountered in customer service:

i am not your sweetheart. i am not your darling. i am not your honey, sweetie, or babydoll. only thing i’m gonna be is the last person you see before i shovel dirt over your body if you keep this up

my dear followers

i, your lovely and benevolent shitposter, am bored.

i have work.

i do not want to do that work.

please talk to me and/or ask weirdass questions

please

no, sir, i will not elaborate

because i have no idea what i just said

How do I put this gently . . . You fuckers wanna see Trump actually face consequences - see Roe protected - not lose all the progress of the past 2 years under Biden? (yes ik we need more to be done i know) YOU HAVE TO FUCKING VOTE IN THE MID TERMS - POLLS ARE SHOWING A RED RESURGANCE BC PEOPLE HATE INFLATION AND THEY'RE VOTING REPUBLICAN LIKE IT'LL DO SOMETHING TO STOP IT.

if i walk into someone’s house and they have like 50 plants i already know they’re a keeper

they already take care of a bunch of useless fucks what’s one more

Hi! This is your reminder that, as you're looking for Halloween costumes this year, please don't dress up as a "Native American" or "Indian Princess" or whatever other gross stereotype it says on the packaging.

Indigenous People aren't a costume. We aren't a joke. We aren't there for you to make a "sexy" version of or to slap a felt "headdress" on and make mocking war noises. It's rude and offensive and you don't need to perpetuate the harmful views against us.

There are many ways to have fun with dressing up, and hurting others shouldn't be one of them!