Hey Uh Merasmus? Soldier Got Murdered And I Decided To Bring Back Your Magic Book :> Also I Totally Didn't

hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-

don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol

Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*

*And this happens in the background ↑*

*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."

Yay

I have a lot of progress on what's supposed to be the banner for the tf2 ask blog. Asks are currently closed. But we will be ready soon!

So is merasmus.

*Fritz appears out of nowhere*

This is what he walks in on, but except it's 100× faster.

@ionlypostmymeemocs please give him his book back. He's figuratively in hell rn because of your monsters. He just wants his hat.

Rules

No NSFW asks

No ship asking if it's family shipped with family

No asking for art, I have a main account for that already.

No hate or rude asks

No homophobic asks (or transphobic)

There WILL be swearing, and most likely gore, just a heads up. Suggestive stuff is also possible.

Have fun and ask away!

(More stuff under cut.)

I DO NOT LIKE ASK GAMES. I like tag games, I like reblog games, I DESPISE ASK GAMES. PLEASE DON'T INCLUDE ME IN ASK GAMES.

If you like my stuff, please reblog it. Liking does nothing to support me.

You can rp in my ask box, BUT! if you are continuing a conversation in character, please reblog, don't send in another ask.

I understand that we need to help with 🍉 but please do not send in asks about it. I want the war to end, we all do, and I want the multiple of families to survive as well, but I don't want anything political or "negative" on my blogs. It's important to spread the news, but me and my blogs are not the places to do that.

Alright that's all I can think of right now love you byyyeeee.

Main: @roseworkshop

Main TF2 cast: @askblog1

Bbieal: @askblog2

Face: @i-make-things-into-faces

SPOICY 🥵: @freaky-corner-of-the-crying

OC ask blog: @askjayjayngang

MeeM: @healthcareguytf2

Daily scout: @ledailyscunt

Sniper ask blog: @the-handsome-lad-that-did-it

Cannibal blog: @levihuntcamp

Alter ego: @alanlazycave

PINK!!: @malymakeupstudio

Medifucker: @tiny-desk-medicfucker

Hehe: @nightmares-and-dreams-come-true

As do i.

(I can remove this if you want. I just wanted to be funny.)

(if I don't have to remove this can we do a chain?)

It’s 4 in the morning (where I am) and I’m eating your art cause it’s good and I’m hungry

same here bud

(I live off of school lunch this is an upgrade)

Merasmus: "HSIDBEISHJWKDB" (Poof, Broken is gone, and Skellie remains. He put his hat on again.) "stupid monsters being gay with my spirit hat."

hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-

don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol

Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*

*And this happens in the background ↑*

*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."