Sometimes I Forget That In Canon, The Three Caballeros Aren't A Poly Couple And It Always Gives Me Whiplash.

sometimes i forget that in canon, the three caballeros aren't a poly couple and it always gives me whiplash. wdym those 3 silly birds who have such a strong bond and are so extremely caring with eachother aren't madly in love. wdym panchito and josé do not come up with the most cheesiest petnames just to see how flustered donald can get. how are you gonna tell me those lovebirds don't snuggle everynight while sleeping in a bed that hardly fits the 3 of them. that panchito does not wake up first and kisses josé and donald's foreheads before leaving their warm ( yet uncomfortable ) bed. that donald does not carry a picture of panchito and josé with him on his wallet and whenever he misses them too much, he pulls out the picture to kiss it. you're gonna look at me and say josé would not sometimes purposely let himself fall behind chito and donald while the 3 of them walk around together just to take a better looks at his lovers. you CAN'T do that. they're call the three GAY caballeros for a reason,y'know.

he just want apple :( 

babysitting your work friend's kid and he asks to look at your patchwork quilt of a skull. wyd. inspired by Super Sons #6!

"you read a lot, right?"

"yes!"

"what are some books you've read recently?"

"uhh i don't remember"

every time dick breaks up one of his brothers’ fights, he just flashbacks to when he tried to square up against a 13 year old and decides to send a gift basket to bruce

Have you heard of Cosmo Whispers, the Puppet asmr account on YouTube? Seems right up your ally !!

I haven't!! I cannot believe It, so I perused it! What a Funny idea... I love This funny Puppet...

The duality of this Very Small Guy is just Incredible, I'm going to play it for Wally every night before Bed!