
she/her. xvii. i'll bark for a mikaelson. shifter. just a spanish girl who loves talking shit about her favorite characters.
560 posts
Gen Z Reader X Klaus Mikaelson
Gen Z reader x Klaus Mikaelson

anon ask here!
-
mysteriouslybitchypoetry liked this · 10 months ago
-
fuzzypandacreator liked this · 1 year ago
-
ranisingsnew reblogged this · 1 year ago
-
shadyloveobject liked this · 1 year ago
-
majesticcmey liked this · 1 year ago
-
mysticalmallard liked this · 2 years ago
-
sugakookiesandmochi liked this · 2 years ago
-
huhustuff liked this · 2 years ago
-
happyglitterturtle liked this · 2 years ago
-
missbrekker liked this · 2 years ago
-
i-am-tired-98 liked this · 2 years ago
-
lotte200 liked this · 2 years ago
-
kazzlingdazzle liked this · 2 years ago
-
tsukuyomi-mikoto liked this · 2 years ago
-
spookyblackwitch liked this · 2 years ago
-
madkitty11 liked this · 2 years ago
-
parker-nite liked this · 2 years ago
-
lisoba13 liked this · 2 years ago
-
smithaslan liked this · 2 years ago
-
imafreakandageek liked this · 2 years ago
-
ruthslv2 liked this · 2 years ago
-
darewriter liked this · 2 years ago
-
princesadepina liked this · 2 years ago
-
hannibalelijah liked this · 2 years ago
-
temperancecain liked this · 2 years ago
-
sky-robin liked this · 2 years ago
-
w0nderm00n liked this · 2 years ago
-
hyperactivewhore reblogged this · 2 years ago
-
klamillefanfictionhunter reblogged this · 2 years ago
-
hyperactivewhore liked this · 2 years ago
-
catmikaelson20 liked this · 2 years ago
More Posts from Hyperactivewhore
I'm never, ever, getting over the fact that they brought Klaroline back for the last season of The Originals, especially the way they did.
The way Klaus was showing her New Orleans and was spending time with Care the same day he was gonna die was just so ooc, both for him and her. That man loved his family, he was obssesed with them, and absolutely doted on his daughter, literally the most important thing/person in his life, and the fact that instead of being with her and his siblings on his last moments he chose to fuck around with his one night stand it's literally the biggest form of fan service (especially considering they brought Candice because I think the viewers were getting low).
I wouldn't have minded them if they decided to stay as friends, because that's what their whole dynamic in TO suggested (he was literally thinking of Cami, and she still had Stefan's ring), because I actually liked them that way; they both madurated (Klaus in his own way, but still) but then the writers decided to turn around, have them kiss and have Caroline say she will never forget him when she literally said she never felt safe with him.
It's not Klaroline (or the shippers) I have a problem with, it’s the fact that the writers were so adamant in shoving them down our throats.
Again, if Klaus somehow survived and let Elijah kill himself in order to contain The Hollow (which is so unlikely, Klaus would not just let his brother die and we all know it), and Klaroline was made endgame, it’s the way they should have been made endgame, and it's certainly not the way the show handled them. And I doubt they had stayed long as a couple, Rebekah hated her and I doubt Caroline would have been able to support the Mikaelson lifestyle (and tbh I don't think Kol or either Freya would have liked her, but that's my opinion).
And don't even let me get started on the fact that while Hayley was kidnapped they were fucking flirting (soo ooc, again).


what would you have had me say? that i was the great adversary in your people’s mythology? i would have had you trust me!
Reminder that it really doesn’t matter what ways you’re marginalized, if you’re not black you’re just as capable of anti blackness as white cishet people. No amount of “but I’m gay!”, “but I’m trans!”, or “but I’m not white!” changes that.
And being neurodiverse/disabled isn’t an excuse for anti blackness either.
I'm completely feral for this man
Random Thoughts: Klaus Mikaelson

Pouting
You don’t expect the Original hybrid to be a pouter but he absolutely is
The first time you ever saw him pout was the day you met him. He met you through Damon in the grille one day while in the middle of a verbal threat. You drew his eyes away from the elder Salvatore when you greeted him and Damon absolutely used it to his advantage, as you walked out with the younger vampire the hybrid pouted watching you walk away
Whenever anyone took your attention off of him, no matter the situation, he was mad about it. When you listen as Elijah tells you a story, knowing you enjoy hearing the eldest Original speak about their adventures in their early days, he pouts. When you are snuck away from him while he paints by Kol who wants you to take him somewhere fun in this new century or ‘practice’ baseball with him (which is just you tossing a ball and watching him hit it so hard it sheds the skin), he pouts. When Rebekah drags you out of bed when he’s trying to have lazy morning snuggles with you (his favorite kind of snuggles) so that she can have someone to go shopping with and tell her what looks good on her, he pouts.
You tease him about how grumpy he is regularly which just makes him pout more and insist he’s ‘not grumpy’ anytime that he very clearly is.
You love his pout, telling him he often looks like a sad puppy and at first he denies it, not wanting to seem weak or desperate but eventually he figures out how it makes you feel and uses it to his advantage and though it took him a while to realize through his pride, now he uses it to manipulate you almost constantly.
When you want to go out with your friends for a girls day and all he wants is to lounge in bed with you for a rare ‘off day’, he pouts. Whenever one of his family members tries to steal you away for absolutely any reason, he pouts. When you want to be alone or have a few minutes by yourself but he’s feeling needy, he pouts. And don’t let anyone tell you that Klaus Mikaelson isn’t needy because that is a bold faced LIE! It would take a long time to get there but once he loves you and comes to truly depend on you, he is a needy man desperate for your attention.
Only you would ever get to tease him about it, anyone else is quick to get their hearts torn from their chest or their neck snapped in Kol’s case.
But you absolutely adore your Hybrids cute little pout and those matching puppy dog eyes
I'm watching this like the horny whore obssesed with Klaus that I am

IMAGINE
Klaus speaking in old norse while you both are having sex cus you told him once about how you were so turned on because of it (he was fighting with Finn back then)
Since then, he has always taken note of what it does to you because who are YOU to say NO and we love a man who experiments to keep his girl happy….
Also-


the stress on every vowel out of nowhere and the rough and angsty tone behind it…
how about him describing everything he wants to do to you? (Our Father who ar…)
while his voice obviously starts to get exceedingly low, his eyes full of such lust you can’t think straight (Rebekah I love you, thank you for making me question my…)
and he is all up in your ear and when his lips accidentally touch your ear… (oh f…)
the way you would be bucking your hips just to feel something because this nosy little chap doesn’t plan on to move anytime soon
don’t even start with the moans sorry screams… (Oh I have a praise kink and if he…)
how he would laugh mockingly when you would beg him with watery eyes to do something
he would rather give your thigh a little slap while grinning like a little boy who got his orange bar after throwing certain fits in front of his mum (how ironic)
maybe after some 20 minutes of cockiness, he would pity on his girl and will-

See, there’s so much to it, people… so very much… I’ll talk with y’all soon, got to go, have to change certain inner wear… highly untidy and I am not even surprised… x
Inspired by- @space-princess-charming :)
Tagging my mates- @hybridluv @mikaelsonslut01 @sired-to-hybrid @hyperactivewhore @slutforkol <3