Britain: France, Could You Take A Look At This Bottle And Tell Me If Its Wine Or Perfume?

Britain: France, could you take a look at this bottle and tell me if it’s wine or perfume?

France: Sure, give it to me.

France: *chugs down whole bottle*

Britain:

France: It’s perfume.

Britain:

Is there a fanfic where Rhaenyra solves her problems by fucking (all of) the Targtower children

The princess loved by her people and her little sister, feared by them.

I will definitely recreate this someday with clothes inspired more by Finnish traditional clothing.

Girlie literally snacks on jewels what did you expect?

To Yevgeniya, “modest” is three necklaces instead of five, pearls instead of diamonds, woven patterns instead of embroidery.

Almost all of her clothes and accessories (and her siblings’) Yevgeniya designs and/or makes herself. She can weave, sew, embroider, jewel… and do those things so excellently that her products are a luxury even among nobility.

If she ain’t a fashion icon I don’t know who is.

(I can’t find the painting’s artist, if you know please tell me.)

Based on my fanfiction The Favourite.

And the cringe af TikTok video of it.

TikTok

Hypersomnia on TikTok

You can run faster, yes, but not enough to run away from your heartbreak. Original art, please do not repost without permission. #thirteenco

I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE OLD POST.

Writing this HOTD fanfic (Wattpad) purely out of spite.

Yevgeniya (and my other OCs) is not a HOTD OC, I’m just putting her in that universe. (Kalarossi and Valarossi are twins, and are dreamers — prophets, more precisely.)

Marina Aleksandrova is actually a better face-claim for Yevgeniya, but for the love of God I can’t find any picture of her with the appropriate clothing, so I chose Mariya Andreevna (in the series Sofia). Kalarossi’s/Valarossi’s (twins) face claim is from Sadko.