Bald Snufkin Is Funny Af. The Whole 1969 Show Was A Wild Ride And I Completely Understand Why Tove Hated

Bald Snufkin is funny af. The whole 1969 show was a wild ride and I completely understand why Tove hated it but it’s hilarious nonetheless.

13 Colonies: God give me patience.

USA: I think you meant “God give me strength”.

13 Colonies: If God gave me strength shit’s fucked.

you both are so childish. kiss already.

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also how great are you if texas is literally bigger than you and a half

c'mon guys, lets end this USA vs Great Britain feud. It’s pretty obvious we are superior i mean you guys don’t have great in your fucking name do you?

What are your favorite washette moments? Like historically

1) Lafayette getting shot at the Battle of Brandywine and George Washington calling for his personal physician to tend to his wounds, “Treat him as if he were my son.”

2) After finding out that France was siding with American Independence, Lafayette started crying and hugged Washington up and down while he just stood there in shock. 

3) Lafayette getting super, super sick and Washington not leaving his bedside the whole time. 

4) George Washington and Lafayette taking a nap together underneath a tree after the Battle of Monmouth. 

5) Lafayette and George Washington taking one last carriage ride together before Lafayette had to leave to go back to France on his second trip there and Washington is unable to say anything. They hugged each other one last time and then right before Lafayette was getting on his boat a few weeks later, he was given a very emotional letter Washington wrote to him expressing all of his love for him in the whole world. Lafayette thought they would see one another again, Washington thought not; they would never see one another ever again. 

6) Georges Lafayette living with George Washington. 

7) During his last visit to America, Lafayette visiting George Washington’s grave where he told everyone to go away and sat there for a few hours thinking to himself. 

A small list of random ass sites I’ve found useful when writing:

Fragrantica: perfume enthusiast site that has a long list of scents. v helpful when you’re writing your guilty pleasure abo fics

Just One Cookbook: recipe site that centers on Japanese cuisine. Lots of different recipes to browse, plenty of inspiration so you’re not just “ramen and sushi” 

This comparing heights page: gives you a visual on height differences between characters

A page on the colors of bruises+healing stages: well just that. there you go. describe your bruises properly

McCormick Science Institute: yes this is a real thing. the site shows off research on spices and gives the history on them. be historically accurate or just indulge in mindless fascination. boost your restaurant au with it

A Glossary of Astronomy Terms: to pepper in that sweet terminology for your astrophysics major college au needs

USA: France, your hand is on my ass.

France: Oh sorry, it was an accident.

USA: ...

USA: Your hand is still on my ass.

France: It’s still an accident.