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On it boss. C'mon boys let's go reclaim goon.
they can’t take the word goon away from the henchmen community
I love dungeon meshi but I do not think it's as horny as yall want it to be. The actual material has like 1 (one) steamy scene in its whole run. There is hornier stuff out there if you look for it, or even if you don't.
Hades II thinks it's horny on the same level that Dunmeshi is horny. The wise know this to be false.
God is an infohazard.
The saga continues
A while ago I was visiting my parents for dinner. After dinner we were hanging out in the backyard and it occurred to me that my father would never swing me around by my arms in circles again. I'm too big. He's too old. It made me so sad. Then, I woke up, lying in bed. The whole visit had been a dream, but there were tears in my eyes all the same. I'm still too big, my dad is still too old. The dream had forced this obvious truth onto me.
My dad taught me to play ping pong. I haven't played with him in a while, but now that I'm home from university we found an evening to go to a nearby rec center and play again. The last time we'd played we were evenly matched. I've kept playing all throughout university and he's out of practice. I'm now better than him, and it struck me that I'll probably never lose to him in ping pong again. My dad is old. He's getting slower, he's losing stamina, and he's losing dexterity. I could tell he was getting frustrated, and I found myself hitting him easier shots and feigning surprise when he was able to return them better. He once did that for me, when I was still learning, but I'm not teaching him now. I don't think it's a matter of spending enough time training anymore. The last time my father could match me at ping pong passed years ago. I doubt he'll even get better at all from here on out. Old dogs can still learn new tricks, but they usually don't. It's unlikely that he will learn fast enough to outpace the effects of aging.
As we played, I remembered the dream. I began to think of all the things I've done for the last time with my dad. He'll never again carry me, sleeping, from the car into the house after a long, late drive home from visiting family. He'll never again help me through my math homework.
They say you're once an adult but twice a child. Twice in your life will you have trouble walking, need to wear diapers, and need to eat soft foods for lack of teeth. The tragedy of parenthood is that you either bury your children or they bury you. My dad is doing fine right now. For a man in his seventies he's remarkably healthy. He's not incvincible though. My whole childhood he was a squash player. During university I picked the sport up because a friend of mine invited me to play. Last week I asked if he wanted to play sometime. He said he couldn't anymore. I missed my chance.
I think about how my knee clicks when I turn on the ball off my right foot too quickly. At a certain age doors start to close faster than they open.
I think I'm grieving for my parents before they're even dead. Sometimes, during long drives, my mind wanders and I start composing the eulogy I'll give at their funerals. I need to force myself to stop before the tears obscure my vision of the road.
I'm not a sleep tourist because I live there for long periods of time (9 hours) to immerse myself in the culture
i just woke up after 3 hours of sleep & as i was slowly waking up, someone in my dream called me a "sleep tourist". and like. how do i even refute that. i literally got called a fake fan of sleep.
I would simply have not eaten the fruit of knowledge.
well if i were in that situation i simply would have done something different (<- spoken of a piece of media about a person progressively isolated and stripped of agency by forces far greater than they until the only path they feel they have to tread—erroneously or otherwise—is one that they previously never would have chosen)
true and beautiful
if you use generative ai at any point in the illustrative process (let alone fucking fan art) you have nothing worthwhile to say your ideas are vapid and your lack of a commitment to bettering your art thru experimentation and curiosity is boring. go chew on paint chips
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
Shaun's video dissecting the event
Rhianna Pratchett confirming her father wouldn't be a """gender critical""" activist (whatever the hell those GCs stand for) if he were still alive
Unasked for cis man here to give his opinion that cavetown bangs actually. He is literally me fr.
I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.
I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.
Got this ad and thought it was a genuine shitpost at first.
Billionaire: I will buy you anything.
A powerful ward against the mayor of a small medieval town
sign you see when entering hell
Yeah.
“My story has so much gay rep in it!” Awesome. How are you treating your female characters btw
Hey bug I've been wondering, what are your thoughts on people making parodies of your songs?
Cautiously cool with it! Sounds super fun until someone is riffing on Disco! in the panic room to make a "climate-change-is-a-hoax" anthem. On the surface, sounds fun. But it'd really depend on the end result!
Consider that fistfighting has the potential to escalate conflicts between people instead of resolving it. Someone loses a fistfight and goes home to get their gun
The intense criminalization of physical confrontation is a significant factor in what has caused gun violence, particularly among young people. People need to be beating eachother's asses more. Genuinely.
Really? Awe man... OK next do Falin
Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!
She leaves you for a woman.
ADHD enables peer-to-peer encryption
Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad
The critical consumer. "You are what you eat" "you are what you consume"
the critical consumer. "this meal had flaws, and i am acknowledging them." "i dont believe this hamburger was grilled with a pure heart, and i refuse to consume it." "i will not eat anything which is irredeemable." the critical consumer. "ive come across a delicious salad which was nevertheless tossed by somebody who had rotten intentions." "ive never ate deviled eggs because of their association with evil." the critical consumer
Secret hack: if you're hungry but don't want to seem rude offer the people stoll waiting to try some of your food. Then everyone gets to eat a bit and there's also other benefits I won't list.
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