I Hate That If You Say "do You Mind If I ___" People Say No To Mean Like "yes I Mind, Don't Do It But

I hate that if you say "do you mind if I ___" people say no to mean like "yes I mind, don't do it but that should be yes?? And people say yes to mean "yes you can do it" but also yes to mean "yes I mind, don't do it". But people also say no to mean "no, go ahead" which should be the standard but I feel like any time someone says "do you mind" I get the answer wrong and I literally don't know what to say

Like people just use 1 word answers and then act condescending when I ask what they mean but I know what yes/no means I just didn't know which of all the yesses or nos you meant. And I can't tell from tone because nearly all the time people say it, it's usually just kinda apathetic? Or they try to be "yeah idk" about it but like I don't know what you mean???

I don't really like reading but I swear every time ao3 goes down, THATS the day that I desperately want to read ao3

Like I've only read like 3 really short stories this week but I suddenly really want to read smth

love loses once july begins

And Bruce's child distribution system

everyone meet the cat that tim draked me istg

she saw me get out of a car at midnight and decided i would be in charge of her four days ago and now she has a vet appointment and a name and my mom told me not to get attached but too late

Honestly does putting creepy pictures on tobacco actually make anyone quit smoking? Because like I swear of all the smokers I've met, no one cared and it was just me uncomfortable

Like my mum always talks about how bad smoking is but I swear every single person she's dated has smoked and I've had to see the pictures.

I'm not gonna say anything because like I barely know this man but it literally makes me feel sick?? Get that out of my kitchen please

the girlies when they make their freaky rambling posts that get 0 notes

I could write a fic about my aus but unfortunately I am on season 12 and don't remember season 1 that well