Not Batman, But Bruce Being His True Self

not batman, but bruce being his true self

Not in my usual format but oh well

Danny only knew three things about Gotham, the dark and aptly named city he had accidentally showed up in after some inter dimensional shenanigans in the infinite realms. One, Gotham was practically overflowing with bad vibes and crime. Two, Batman was Gothams usual vigilante, the one who kept the bad vibes and crime at a reasonable level. Three, for about a week and a half, Batman had been MIA.

Now Danny didn’t know much about this Batman fella, hadn’t even seen him before, but he figured it was a heroes job to step forward and help the other with his city so it didn’t go crazy.

So Danny bought a domino mask for cheap from a souvenir booth, got some heavy duty pants and a dark and thick hoodie from a local thrift shop, grabbed his Creep-Stick and decided it looked enough like a baseball bat, and went out into the night to help his fellow vigilante. The petty criminals were horrified of the new vigilante with glowing green eyes and a bat to match, and the batfam (most of whom were holed up in the mansion trying to keep Bruce from working himself to death directly after a near-death experience) were a bit interested and a bit wary.

Finally, one of the Batkids hunts him down, asking him “Who are you?”

“Oh ancients! Does no one see the bat? I’m Batman! Duh!”

BATMAN: WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES

➨ CHAOTIC SIBLINGS™ 

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Fun fact I have writers block for the next vertical limit chapter and I would like to write it before I die. lets play a game. you have three (3) choices. pick. you have one (1) day. im even posting this at 2 am to get maximum poll-age.

*an important note: all of these things will happen at other times, regardless of what gets the majority vote. one winning out does not mean the others will not occur. thank you for your time and possibly participation.

place your bets on kakashi lasting a single season of stardew valley

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