Hes Making Sure He Didntforget His Dick At Home This Morning (cred.)

he’s making sure he didnt forget his dick at home this morning 🥺 (cred.) 

so here’s joon just here in peace, no phone or nothing, admiring the water, in a state of tranquility amidst having had a solo album that reached no.1 in over 80 countries, beating his own bands record that he happens to be the leader of too…like thats kim namjoon!!!!!!!!!

YO WHAT THE FUCK???? THIS HAS GOT TO BE ILLEGAL

God making me

much better. (m)

pairing— kim taehyung x reader genre— rebound au, tattooed and pierced!taehyung, smut, fluff, comedy, a little bit of angst warnings— period sex (🥺 give it a chance, it’s sweet), oral (male receiving), fingering, protected sex, size kink (taehyung is huge) word count— 18k about—

On a night out with your girlfriends to let loose and forget about your ex, you meet a man that you are instantly attracted to, like magnets on the dancefloor.

But he reminds you way too much of the one that broke you heart… Can Kim Taehyung prove to you that he is not like your ex at all?

It’s been five months, two weeks, three days, eight hours, forty-three minutes, and ten seconds since your douchebag ex, Kim Jaejin, had broken up with you. Not like you are counting or anything…

In fact, you are doing so much better without him.

Honestly, It’s just funny to you that he had the audacity to break up with you first.

YOU!

The woman that everyone had told him was way too good for him!

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