Yeah, Pact Commands Are Powerful And Allow You To Control The Seven Rules Of Hell Any Time You Desire.

Yeah, pact commands are powerful and allow you to control the Seven Rules of Hell any time you desire. Pact commands are a little intense though. You can probably get the same outcome by bopping them on the head with a flimsy cardboard paper towel tube.

The great part is that this also works on demons you don't have a pact with, reapers, and other humans (even powerful sorcerers).

The longer your cardboard tube, the more power you wield and the greater your authority becomes. The downside is they can wrestle the tube away from you. But, y'know, until that happens you feel so mighty.

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

How can this character be dead, if there are 40k stories on AO3 telling me otherwise?

It makes me happy when they listen

Skytober Day 1 - Skyfest✨

I liked the parade the most!!

I hate it when Obey me fics make MC the enemy of the people, public enemy #1 for no reason. Every female in the general vicinity hates MC and is jealous of them being so close to the brothers. Succubi are the scum of the earth in the fics and all of them are sassy, mean, borderline psychopaths that need to sleep with the brothers so bad that they'll falcon punch MC before doing the cupid shuffle on their grave. This even happened to Thirteen when she first showed up in the game. Yeah we know the MC is still at risk of being attacked but they are basically a celebrity and most people respect or fear them.

MC canonically attracts demons and other mystical creatures. We need to stop acting like the MC knows nobody but the main cast and wakes up every day with glass bones and paper skin. It's genuinely getting old and it's getting on my nerves. Idk I think it might just be a me thing.