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11 months ago
BACHELORS & THEIR SWEARING HABITS SDV HEADCANONS

BACHELORS & THEIR SWEARING HABITS — SDV HEADCANONS

BACHELORS & THEIR SWEARING HABITS SDV HEADCANONS

SUMMARY: The bachelors and if they swear, what swears they use, and their opinions on it!

CONTAINS: sfw (?), coarse language, a little sexually suggestive in some parts

NOTES: This is a remake of this old post from my old dead account. I think I have a better understanding of the bachelors than I did when I made that post (because I was still new to SDV). I’m sorry if this isn’t great, I haven’t done this in a while :’) Enjoy!!

BACHELORS & THEIR SWEARING HABITS SDV HEADCANONS

— ELLIOTT

• He’s the least likely to swear and you’ll almost never hear him do it

• Unless he’s very passionate about something or feeling very intensely, like if he’s very angry or sad

• I think he was more likely to swear when he was younger but the older he gets, the less he‘s prone to

— When he does swear, it holds that much more weight and meaning compared to someone who swears frequently

— It’s kinda sexy when he does too 👀🤭

— Also funny, depending on the context and situation

— Like I’ve said before, I believe that when he’s drunk, he has a lot less of a filter, making those the most likely times you’ll hear him swear

— “Oh, fuck me—so sorry, darling!” “I’m quite ‘shit-faced’, if you will.”

— He just has a way of always sound polite, despite what he’s saying

— He’s overall not opposed to swearing and he doesn’t mind or care if other people do

— Elliott has a wide vocabulary and therefore, more supplements for swears

— But he also understands that some situations call for swearing and that certain words can’t be replaced

— But that doesn’t mean he believes he’s better than anyone because he doesn’t! Swearing just doesn’t work for him

BACHELORS & THEIR SWEARING HABITS SDV HEADCANONS

[ HARVEY ]

— He’s absolutely dropped a few swears while working

— Harvey is a doctor and he understands better than anyone that swearing can be healthy

— Swearing can help cope with pain or deal with situations that someone might otherwise feel they have no control over

— He’s definitely been in stressful situations where mumbling a ‘fuck’ under his breath helps to center him enough to stay focused

— He understands there’s a time and a place, of course, he wouldn’t just drop an f-bomb in middle of your annual check-up lmao

— You’ll likely only hear him swear when he’s angry or stressed, but he will apologize soon after, even if it’s unnecessary

— Or during sexy times 😎 to which he doesn’t apologize

— Other than that, those type of words just don’t seem to frequent his everyday vocabulary

— He also kind of prides himself on being professional and swearing just isn’t

— Like Elliott, Harvey swears so little that when he does, it’s kind of off-putting and holds more significance

— Like if he swears while reprimanding you for passing out in the mines, you’ll be more likely to listen because it’s just that jarring

— It’s not that he feels one way about swearing, he doesn’t even think about it

BACHELORS & THEIR SWEARING HABITS SDV HEADCANONS

[ SAM ]

— You might disagree with me but he rarely ever swears

— In a lot of the fics I read, he does and it makes sense to me, him being a 20-something year old guy and all

— But I also think his parents have it so ingrained in his mind that swearing is bad and impolite, like it’s a cardinal sin or something

— They also want him to set a good example for Vincent, which Sam does

— But when he was younger, he’d get Vincent to say swear words and then crack up, only encouraging Vincent more

— Yeah, his parents were not happy lmfao

— Nowadays, he only justifies swearing to himself when he’s singing a song with swears in it

— He feels a little alarmed at how freeing it feels to swear when he sings at first, and he kicks himself for enjoying it

— He’s likely to swear the most when he’s with his friends (Sebastian is not a good influence on him in this regard lmao)

— Sam says the family-friendly versions of swears unironically, like ‘freak’, or ‘shoot’

— He was probably also the type to flip people off in school with his ring finger so that he technically couldn’t get in trouble (I literally did the same)

— He’d probably benefit mentally and emotionally by swearing more often if he didn’t take so much pride in trying to be perfect :(

BACHELORS & THEIR SWEARING HABITS SDV HEADCANONS

[ SEBASTIAN ]

— I mean. Let’s be real.

— He’s a moody teenager who hates his family and everything around him (not literally), of course he swears, and frequently too

— Playing a lot of online games with voice chat while he was growing up, he started picking up swear words pretty quickly

— Demetrius corrects him whenever he does, and because I believe Seb likes to piss him off, he intentionally swears in front of him lol

— Robin doesn’t care so much, unless it’s in front of Demetrius then she’s like, “Seb, c’mon.”

— And he just looks at her like “😏”

— Now that I’m thinking of it, he probably learned some swears from her as well

— Like if she was arguing with his dad on the phone or accidentally hurt herself while wood-working

— Despite Robin’s warnings that those are bad words, she couldn’t keep him from repeating her, so she instead told him the ‘time and a place’ rule

— They’re similar in the way that they probably don’t have much of a filter and Sebastian probably influences her more than she realizes lol

— He doesn’t really have a set way of swearing, he just does at any given time

— As a kid, he’d influence Maru to swear and then act all shocked when she did and his parents blamed him lmao

— Sam too, which Jodi was very upset by, considering Seb to be a genuinely bad influence on Sam

— As an adult, he no longer does that anymore and has developed a major soft spot for the way that Sam “swears”

— I think Sam unconsciously influences Seb to be less vulgar with his language

BACHELORS & THEIR SWEARING HABITS SDV HEADCANONS

[ ALEX ]

— He actually canonically swears the most of all the bachelors! If you consider ‘damn’ to be one

— Like Jodi, the Mullner’s have taught Alex that swearing is impolite, but not necessarily bad

— I can imagine Evelyn covering her ears when he does and saying something like, “oh, my poor old ears cannot handle such harsh language!”

— He doesn’t have much of a reason to anyway

— He remembers his dad swearing a lot at him as a kid, or when he would yell at his mother so I think those kind of words can trigger bad memories

— He’s very aware of trying to be better than his father and if swearing is something his father did, he doesn’t (at least, not nearly as often)

— He’s careful not to swear in front of his grandparents, which I think is all their really concerned about anyway

— To them, it shows respect, and he respects his grandparents very much!

— I think they let it slide if he’s cheering for a game on the television or if he’s complimenting his granny’s cooking

— “Damn, granny! That’s incredible!” And she just smiles and scolds him half-heartedly

— You’ll probably hear him swear the most in the bedroom 🤭

— Or if he stubs his toe

— Equally arousing, if you ask me

— He sticks to the less harsh swear words like ‘hell’, ‘ass’, ‘damn’, and occasionally ‘shit’

BACHELORS & THEIR SWEARING HABITS SDV HEADCANONS

[ SHANE ]

— You know CA wanted to make this man say ‘fuck’

— Swears the most out of the bachelors, regardless of… well, anything

— There’s ZERO filter on this guy

— Unless Jas is around, then he’s mindful of what he says

— Not that he or Marnie are worried about her picking anything up, she’s a good kid and very well-mannered

— If Shane does slip up, she’s the first one to scold him lmao

— He’s glad though, he feels like this means he’s doing well raising her

— He swears when he’s happy, sad, excited, angry…

— Seriously. No filter.

— He probably doesn’t even realize it much either

— I feel like when he and Jas first moved in with Marnie, she was quite strict about him swearing, especially since he’s raising a child

— But overtime, she’s grown accustomed to it, she probably even swears slightly more now because of him

— Jas has helped him to be less crude and he can now catch himself much better before he slips

— “Are you fu-” *Jas stares daggers into him* “freaking kidding me?”

— It is Shane after all, and people have learned to expect it

— When he was new to town, it definitely surprised people

— Pelican Town is small, no one really ever swears and swearing isn’t taken very lightly

— And then this guy just walks in and swears so casually

— It shocked people at first, to say the least

— Overtime, the townsfolk have come to learn that’s just how Shane is and that he’s a good guy once you get to know him!

— All that’s not to say that Shane just throws out swears all day, everyday though

— He is respectful and polite and only swears when it’s mostly appropriate, like around friends or in the comfort of his own home

— He’s just not shy about it :)

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