A Philosopher Once Asked, Are We Human Because We Gaze At The Stars, Or Do We Gaze At Them Because We

A philosopher once asked, ‘Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?’ Pointless, really… ‘Do the stars gaze back?’ Now that’s a question.

but what if it worked like "let me dye my hair blue and purple this week" and YOUR EYES CHANGED TO BLUE AND PURPLE!?

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

"[...]a cross between a penguin and a pandabloodybear?"

I imagine buying a million dollar house and being crushed by the money...

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket