And I Would Boop Five Hundred Times

and i would boop five hundred times

and i would boop five hundred more

just to be the man that boops a thousand times to end in your notes

[image description: gifset from the Starkid Musical ‘Black Friday’. In it, Wilbur Cross is explaining to the President why Wiggly used a doll for his invasion. Wiley speaks gleefully, with dramatic hand gestures, while also eating through an apple. President Goodman, wearing a space suit standing in glowing green light, watches on.

Wilbur: “Do you know why it had to be a doll? It all boils down to belief, it’s a powerful thing. You see, people don’t believe in governments anymore. No matter who the masses vote for, they always get the same thing. The poor get poorer, the rich, well, they just get richer. Swamped in student debt, credit card debt, medical bills, the people have been abandoned by everything. Everything except products. That’s the only comfort they have left! And you, the President of the United States, you were Wiggly’s greatest ally.”

President Goodman, meekly and defensively: “No, that’s not true, I can’t be evil. I’m a status quo democrat!” End ID]

team starkid meme: (5/5) scenes

Only in American could Wiggly take root! You think that in the Netherlands they’d give a shit about some toy? No, they’re too busy on their paid vacation, and the free healthcare! You empowered Wiggly, you invited him in! And now you come into his house, to make demands of him?

remember to check if your $2 bills are secure in the bank today 👍👍 two-face is out there

Happy New Year!

I made a new uquiz, so come see where you would work in the town of Sleepy Hollow (14 possible results)! We love all the special little establishments in town <3

[image description: a screencap from Starkid's 'The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals' showing a motion-blurred Ted emerge onstage behind a serious-looking Paul. Edited in the corner is the stage direction 'Enter Bastard' from Shakespeare's 'King John'. End ID]

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