Canon: Did He Die? Yes

Canon: Did he die? Yes

Fanfic: But he LIVED

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Canons. Did he die? Yes

Fanon: yeah but his enemy f***ed him back to life then they became lovers

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

mr. feast is stopping world hunger, feeding another 1000, his transmutation skills come in handy when multiplying bread and fish

somewhere in an alternate universe mr breast just made a video giving 1000 people top surgery

I would totally buy those any day and I don’t drink sodas too often so please use that design. also @mathylibrarian YES HECK YEAH 🤝

Industrial designer Andrew Kim has created a new Coke bottle concept that could significantly change the sodamaker’s footprint. For every 4 bottles currently shipped, the square bottle design could ship 6. This means every shipping container could hold 4,000 more bottles of Coke. Kim also considered that Americans use 2 million plastic bottles every 5 minutes, so he made the bottle itself green. It is  100% plant based, made entirely from sugar cane byproducts. Which is amusing since Coke hasn’t been made from sugar since 1985 (via Jerry James Stone)

Please stop ruining the main protagonist of the novel I have past two years procrastinating on

every story that has a tomboy get "fixed" and find true love is fucking crime against humanity. she's not embracing her inner femininity, she wasn't suppressing it out of insecurity. you just hate all that's good in the world.

This better work y’all or I’ll boil it mash it and stick it in a stew

Why 🤣🤣🤣