Dick And Damian- *Fighting Using An Incredible Strategy And Hours Of Training*

Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

Dick: *grumbling*

Jason: what’s got your panties in a twist?

Dick: *glare* taxes…

Jason: Oh yeah, I’m glad I don’t have to do that shit.

Dick: Jason, everyone has to do their taxes.

Jason: I’m legally dead.

Damian: I’m not old enough to do my own taxes.

Tim: *cries in forever 17*

A shitty, 5-second night shot clip of Red Hood in the full suit goes viral: it's him casually walking next to a street cat, pausing to look at it, and meowing once.

When he learns about the video, Jason fully expects to be mercilessly mocked by his friends and family.

What actually happens is much worse.

...Because Tim and Steph band together with Roy to steal his helmet and replace it with a version with cat ears.

... Your fries are free?

All my life the fries where apart, you can buy a combo that includes soda and fries but buying just a hamburger it's just that.

Or maybe fries come free but I never would know coz I don't buy hamburgers often lol

"You used me to fake your death?!"

"Begin a king is exhausting," the emperor said, "you will find it out when you become a king."

"When I what?!"

"You are pretty loudy, aren't you?"

You are a hero of a prophecy who has just defeated the demon emperor, however as the emperor lay bleeding out upon his throne he informs you that HE made the prophecy.