Lucifer: WHOMST HAS INCONVENIENCED ME!?!?

Lucifer: WHOMST HAS INCONVENIENCED ME!?!?

MC: can I see the borb?

Lucifer: Of course MC ^.^ I love you, you’re perfect and have never done anything wrong. Step on me.

*flicks lighter*

How many times do they have to teach the old man his lesson? Inspired by an AU/comic by @birdie-ghost. 

my baby (I tried it is VERY hard to draw a glamrock freddy with picsart brush sizes)

burn the peepaw

photosynthesis time, grandpa

Incorrect quotes #329 LET'S GOOOO!

Mc*bursts into the meeting room out of breath* Everyone... Everyone get in the fucking car!

Luci: Mc, you can't just kick the door off its hinges and scream at us!

Mc: There's a new buffet in town! And I got us...*pulls out a piece of paper* a coupon for FREE EVERYTHING!

Bros/Date: ...

Beel*Grabbing Belphie and Luke* Everyone get in the fucking car!!!

buy me fabric. i shall make DJMM a giant bear befitting of his size.

Can we get some SB headcannons for the animatronics receiving surprise gifts?

Aww, you've given your favorite animatronic a gift!

Freddy – You've gone and flustered the poor bear! You're so sweet! He'll feel bad that he hasn't gotten anything for you, but you bet he'll find something, or win it at a game. (Fairly, of course) He'll thank you with gentle hugs and apologize repeatedly for not having something on hand in return.

Chica – Cover your ears because her squeal of delight might cause a few malfunctions! She's happy yo open the gift and see what it is. Doesn't matter what it is, how big, how silly, or how random, she LOVES it! She's gonna let everyone know about it! It's going on display! Also, you're getting something in return, and until then, you're getting ALL the hugs.

Monty – Ok, first of all, don't you dare make him all flustered and emotional in front of the others! How dare you be sweet and thoughtful, especially to the guy who is used to being feared and seen as unapproachable? Well, no matter what the circumstance or gift you've chosen he's going to cherish it. He won't flaunt it like giddy little Chica does, but he's certainly going to proudly tell anyone who even glances who he got it from and how much it means to him!

Roxy – Again, how embarrassing, making her heart melt like that... She loves your gift. She will immediately find something to give you. She'll wait until no one is looking to hug you and tell you thank you in a soft, maybe slightly strained voice. She'll give you a long, warm hug in thanks. This gift will be in her room, safe from others' hands, and right where she can always see it.

Bonnie – He's the slowest out open a gift from you. First, he's going to go all wiggly, flustered. He'll hug you tightly and chuckle as he laments that if he had known, he'd have done the same and gotten you something! When he opens your gift he will take time to admire it from every angle. He will be grinning the whole time. You'll be thanked repeatedly until you tell him to hush. Also squeezed.

Sun – Boy, oh boy, does he go bonkers! A gift?! For HIM?! You are the bestest friend in the whole wide world! He will bounce, dance, and hop about in joy, exclaiming about this! Once he realizes he wasn't prepared to give you something, though, he's gonna feel so bad! He'll quickly offer to make you a glittery card, or some other type of craft in return on the spot. He's gonna put all your favorite colors in it!

Moon – Oh? You got him a gift? How sweet, but you should have let him know so he could give you something, too! Ah, well. He'll gladly take what you offer. Like Bonnie he'll look it over thoroughly. He doesn't receive things as often as his bright counterpart, and this touches him deeply. He will take a little time to decide what to give you in return. He wants it to mean something. You are welcome to hugs and nap cuddles in the meantime.

DJMM – This is highly unexpected! Getting a gift from you will certainly make his day! He'll have to be careful with it, seeing as he's gigantic, and he'll take care to keep it somewhere safe. Whenever he gets the chance between songs or parties, he'll admire it. Hope you aren't scared of heights, because his affection means you're getting picked up and carefully held!

(Y'all think I should start including Foxy like I do Bonnie?)