Constantly Stuck Between Lifes Short: Eat The Mac And Cheese And Lifes Gonna Be REAL SHORT If All You

constantly stuck between “life’s short: eat the mac and cheese” and “life’s gonna be REAL SHORT if all you fucking eat is mac and cheese”

i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me

i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”

DELETE FEELINGS

Frollo, upon meeting Gaston for the first time. True story.

Okay but imagine...

Aang on his deathbed, surrounded by his family and friends. He tries to lighten the mood by cracking a few jokes or puns.

“It was an honor to have you as a friend, Zuko.”

“I know our relationship was a bit rocky at first, Toph but I’m glad I met you.”

“You’re the best big brother ever, Sokka. I love you to the moon and back bro.”

And then when he finally turns to Katara he says, “Will you go penguin sledding with me? This lifetime or the next?”