Obsessed By The Idea Of Nile Accidentally Posting A Tik Tok Where In The Background You Can See Joe Falling

obsessed by the idea of nile accidentally posting a tik tok where in the background you can see Joe falling out of the window with a cartoonish sound of despair —he tripped on the cat—, and then having to explain that her friend has miraculously recovered and his husband assured her he's in good hands

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

my tumblr year in review is so funny like,,,, i made 2 posts. this is number 3. more time went into telling me that there's nothing here than ive spent making posts 😂😂😂

this is the only show, actually

The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

Half-Mourning Dress

1910-1912

The Victoria & Albert Museum