I Am Seriously Craving A Legolas Is Older Than The Sun And Moon Fanfic, With Not Even Gandalf Knowing

I am seriously craving a “Legolas is older than the Sun and Moon” fanfic, with not even Gandalf knowing precisely how old he is (it would be funny if Legolas, his parents and grandparents are so old they kind of lost track a long time ago)

just like, the fanfics that I’ve read that discuss Legolas’s age have him born in the third or second age. I think I’ve found one that had him born around the fall of Doriath (also maybe one or two where he turned out to be one of the missing uncles of Elrond, if I remember right?). But they are not very common, from what I can tell.

Prompt/Headcanon:

Merlin was conceived the same day as the first unjust death under Uther’s purge, the first murder born of one man’s guilt and hate.

The people cried out to Magic for help.

He was already on his way.

the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

I love three year olds because they’ll never say it to your face but it’s clear in every fibre of their being that they’re certain that their communications skills are perfect, and any adults who can’t understand what they want are just a little bit stupid.

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