Max Keeps Answering With Two Words At Best At The Press Conference As A Sign Of Protest

max keeps answering with two words at best at the press conference as a sign of protest 😭

Q: "How much has changed on the car overnight because it seems there's a big upgrade on performance?"

Max: "A lot"

Q: "Can you elaborate?"

Max: "No. I might get fined or get an extra day [of community services]"

Q: "Are you confident with the race pace?"

Max: "Maybe?"

Q: "How much of a a step into the unknown is the race given the problem you had yesterday in practice?"

Max: "It's unknown....This is not towards you, don't worry. I don't want to upset you!"

Bruh

Max manifesting Charles wins to take points from Lando and mclaren... thanking to daniel for taking the fastest lap... he will win this wdc with his besties and I'm so sat for it

Charles said if YOU are getting your time deleted then EYE am getting my time deleted and if YOU crash and qualify 10th then imma go ahead and be your 9th

“Can we talk about Norris? He’s racing alone and he almost put himself out of the race by making a stupid mistake”

Nico I love you

We already have Toto saying "very demure very mindful"

Considering half of the grid is Gen Z, the drivers should start overusing the Gen Z slang instead of cursing.

“the tires are giving degradation”

“those mclarens are crazy fast that’s sus”

“the plan A slayed”

“then new rear wing is a major glow up, no cap”

“the team cooked with this strategy”

“his win is lowkey serves that WDC realness”

“the team is soft-launching the upgrades”

“all the NPCs on track are messing with my lap” and so on

Bearman and Antonelli can add some skibidi toilet gyatt rizz, if they want.