When Bros Are Not Working Out, They Are "bro Bonding". That's A Prominent And Sacred Ritual Found In

When bros are not working out, they are "bro bonding". That's a prominent and sacred ritual found in every bro circle which serves different and very important purposes, some of which being:

It promotes the physical and mental rest necessary for muscle growth. Every gym bro knows rest is key if he wants to get bigger, and so is avoiding stress. One of the best ways to accomplish that is by spending time with his bros. That, of course, doesn't mean that bro bonding can't also happen during physical activities or environments such as the gym.

It strengthens their bond. By engaging in both chill and boisterous activities with their bros, their sense of belonging with each other is reinforced; a true reminder of the unity of the pack that's often proved necessary during challenging times.

It fuels their masculinity. Spending time with other men fosters a subconscious exchange of masculinity where bros are free to be themselves in their most natural and primal state. This can often be seen in actions such as being shirtless together; engaging in horseplay; physical affection (hugs, arms around each other's necks, etc); banter; flexing their muscles at each other; among others.

It's not uncommon that veteran bros will invite newer bros to take part in their bro bonding rituals. Such invitations can simultaneously serve different purposes:

Friendship: A veteran bro might be fond of or respect the new bro enough to want him to be a part of the pack;

Estimation: A veteran bro might use the opportunity to see if the new bro will prove to be a good fit for the pack (this can also be a subconscious act on the veteran's part);

Mentorship: the ritual can be a valuable opportunity for a new bro to learn more about the ways of brohood through his veterans.

Bro bonding is, in essence, the most fulfilling form of relationship a bro can experience. When it comes to the processes of broification and jockification, bro bonding will not only stimulate the growth of one's inner bro, it'll also grant a bro lifelong fraternal ties that are proven to be beneficial to his mental health.

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With was a common day, lift some weights, have a good pump, then I hit the showers.

When I returned to the lockers, with was all empty, my clothes missing and a gift box there from my good bro @hercules-goldengod

immediately I put the golden pup gear and wait for ma brah.

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Bro 2: Well fuck yea we’re on the fuckin team you dick.  Whatd you think we were fuckin nerds or some shit?  Dunno where you got your story from bro but thats a fucked up version of reality ur spittin at me right now.  Im always been who I am, fuckin Chad Taylor and this here’s fuckin Baddass Brad Owen.  Yeah, we just crushed em in semi-finals bro.  That’s who we are, who we always been.  So what if we ain’t doin too good in school?  We’ll get a bye, Coach will pass us.  Team needs us bro.  What you got?  Chess club?  Haha thats a fuckin cliche bro!  Look at you, are you wearin those suspenders ironicly or what?  You chose to do that bro, you chose to look and dress like u do.  So did we.  Gotta be ready to workout anytime, so thats why we’re in our gear 24 fuckin 7.  Fuck, Baddass Brad over here fuckin wore his pads to sleep last night, didnt ya Brad.

Bro 3: Yeah, it’s like, a … uhhh, luck, thing.  Before the big game, yea.

Bro 2: That’s how we fuckin roll bro.

Bro 3: Roll deep bro.

Bro 2: So what you gotta say about that, huh nerd-bro?  Ain’t got shit.  We arent like you cuz ur a fuckin pussy bro, sorry to say it, but it’s true, and what’s more I think u know its true.  Why dont u man up?

Bro 3: Yea, man up, nerd-bro. 

Bro 2: You know how you fuckin pussy you just dont wanna.  Ur lazy!

Bro 3: Gotta hit the gym, nerd-bro.

Bro 2: Yeah.  Hit the gym.  That easy.  Ur gonna do it, right?

Bro 3: Gotta do it bro.  Gotta get that pump.

Bro 2: Nothin beats the pump bro.

Bro 3: Nothin beats the pump.

Bro 2: Yo, we gotta go, nerd-bro.  We’ll see u at the fuckin gym.  And dont laugh cuz u know ur gonna be there. 

Bro 3: Yea, ur gonna be.  Wait til u see. 

Bro 2: Team needs a kicker bro.

Bro 3: Yea, team needs a kicker.

Bro 2: Check him out bro, he’s all swirly-eyed.  Look familiar?

Bro 3: Yea, he’s hittin it, its happenin.

Bro 2: Fuck yeah.  Give it a few months, new lil bro’s gonna be on the team.

Bro 3: Fuck yeah.  New lil bro.

Bro 2: New lil bro!  Fuck yeah!

Bro 4: Fuck … yeah …