If Your Masc Characters Don't Have A Bigger Chest Than Your Fem Characters Are You Even Doing It Right

if your masc characters don't have a bigger chest than your fem characters are you even doing it right

is this not the entire plot??

barbie in a mermaid tale but instead of merliah/barbie its percy jackson

in my actual posts im so flippant and i use no grammar basically

and then when i respond to comments its just

Oh! Hello my good fellow! May I enquire as to your opinions on my texts? Perhaps even your thoughts and feelings? Please, do not feel forced, for that would be the last thing I could want!

Me, in the dead center of the single most dangerous thing you have ever imagined: damn uhh rip ig

fuck it

GET ART DUMPED

and an unfinished Geoff CastellUrsula and a Merfolk Percy Jackson

I am realizing that Voiceplay's The Dragonborn Comes and Geoff's I See Fire are both very good for calming me down when I'm crying or on the verge/in the middle of a breakdown.

I think part of the reason for this is that they both start with such an absurdly low note from Geoff that it just pulls me into it immediately, and then the melodies and harmonies just feel like an audio based weighted blanket and it's really nice.

Genuinely, the only other songs that I have found that have this effect on me are Scourge of The Universe (Eulogy for the Ego) by DM DOKURO and Dusk Stars by Alec Holowka. And both of these are game songs.

If you're curious, Scourge of The Universe is from the Calamity Mod for Terraria, and Dusk Stars is from Night in the Woods.