Incorrect Quotes: Bird Edition!

Incorrect Quotes: Bird Edition!

Peacock Sun: If Moon and I were drowning, who would you save?

Owl Adira: You two can't swim?

Peacock Sun: It's a hypothetical question, Adira. Who would you save?

Owl Adira: My time and effort

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Owl Abigail: We were taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later. But once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice. Be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice. And then destroy them

The Peacocks:

Owl Adira: Couldn't be me.

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Owl Abigail: Ahh! A ghost! Owl Alanis, running out: There’s a ghost?? Peacock Moon, appearing from his hiding spot: I’m not a ghost!! Owl Adira, raising her claws: I can fix that.

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Owl Abigail, after doing something dumb: I don’t think we can gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss our way out of it this time.

Owl Adira, cracks her knuckles: Genocide it is.

(They ended up getting in trouble) ----

Owl Adira, at the bar: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Owl Abigail, after pecking a visitor who ruined her feathers: The path to inner peace starts with four words

Owl Abigail: Not my fucking problem.

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Peacock Sun: I dare you- Owl Adira: Alanis is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Peacock Sun: Why not? Owl Alanis: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Owl Alanis: wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for apollo?

Owl Adira: ...ICARUS?

---- Peacock Moon: If you were my mate, I would put poison in your coffee Owl Adira: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.

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Peacock Sun with an injured Adira: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Owl Adira: Pi.

Peacock Sun: Pi?

Owl Adira: Low level, but never ending.

---- Peacocks be originally from @missterious-figure's Wine and Feathers AU The owls belong to me!

Josiah!

Have Centaur Josiah! This how he be in @missterious-figure's Celestial Herd AU!

Sun loves getting pet.

If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

How

How dare you make me cackle with my own joke /j

On god, the owl is so dead! HAH! Seeiously dude, I’m supposed to be asleep and this almost gave me away cause of the hilarity of it 😭😂

Love the art! ❤️ Unexpected but not unwelcome!

See this?? This image you drew made me think of the following scenario:

Peacock Moon: *is being a cocky bastard as always* My Owl Adira: *annoyed and tired of him so she just slaps his ass before just walking away* Peacock Moon: *extremely offended at that*

Bonus: Abigail’s Handler (Diane): Dude, your bird just slapped Moon’s ass. Adira’s Handler (Zane) What-? Adira!

I imagine it would be the juiciest smack! ever.

Okay, so when I first saw the drawing of Sun in your Wine and Feathers AU, I thought he was wearing a suit when in the bowing drawing and all and I was like ‘Aight’ and drew my girls in suits and dresses and all before I come to look at the drawing again and realize he ain’t wearing one, he a bird, he don’t need clothes! So yeah, have more accurate girls without the clothes I gave them. I had fun coloring their patterns!

Honestly, they look cute either way :3

Ooooooo!! Ngl, I like these designs better, (not in a rude way) Thank you for sharing!!! I don't have a favorite though, they all look really good!!!