Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 17

Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 17

Mikey: Today, Leo took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Casey II to the following people: Raph, Donnie, April, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

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Cassandra: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. Sunita: Why are we so fucking awesome? Cassandra: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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Draxum: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes... Draxum: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps. Muninn: ...That took an unexpected turn. Huginn: So did their neck.

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Warren: Which country has the most birds? Warren: Portu-geese! Meat Sweats: That's a language. Warren: Portu-gull? Meat Sweats: Good recovery. Repo: I think you mean good re-dovery. Hypno: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

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Otto von Bearto: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. Bayou 'Bearto: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right? Albearto: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time. Chef Albéar: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Al-beardo: ...put it away.

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Baxter on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. Baxter on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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Big Mama: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Draxum: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Splinter: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

The boy has arrived.

He has been arrested for maritime piracy, kept in maximum security prison for 11 years before coming to my house.

They also included this free sticker with my package. That was nice. :)

My friends have started using they/them pronouns for me. I didn't even ask them to. They just started it out of the blue this week.

I love them. :')

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You know how there's a stereotype about universities/colleges being super liberal and progressive?

Forget that.

On my way to class just now, I overheard some blatant enbyphobia. It was a conversation between three other students complaining about how nonbinary people should "just use Mr. or Mrs." instead of whatever titles or pronouns we actually feel comfortable with. They even tried to gender the word "professor" by creating a "female" counterpart: "professa." Not a real word, and "professor" is ALREADY GENDER-NEUTRAL. I bet they didn't realize they were walking right beside a nonbinary person since I'm not the stereotypical "blue hair and pronouns" enby. (There's nothing wrong if you do fit that stereotype. In fact, I think that aesthetic is pretty neat. I just happen to be pretty plain-looking.)

My campus is generally accepting of all different kinds of students, but idiots like these make me want to throw hands.

Guess who had a seizure last night. 🙃

I don't even know why. I've been doing well with my medicine. All I was doing was playing Dayshift at Freddy's, a very goofy, non-stressful game.

Don't worry. I'm mostly okay. I was conscious the entire time, and I didn't even have a huge headache afterward. The main issue is that I bit my tongue, so the sides of my tongue hurt.

I'll be on the lookout for more seizure activity over the next few days, just to be safe, but I promise that I'll be okay.

Ah, it isn't fuzzy. It seems that Linda is the best match after all. Sammy's cute, though.

Thanks for your help!

Help Identifying This Squishmallow?

I won this Squishmallow at a game booth at Cedar Point ~4 or 5 years ago, but it didn't come with a tag, so I never learned its official name. It's a light blue bunny that's about 5 inches tall. Its eyes are closed and upturned, and it has a tail. I thought it was Linda, but her wiki page says she doesn't have a tail. Are there any other contenders?