Gracingtodd - Nyat

has anyone done this with them yet

based on Tendou's few lines in the Dumpster Battle Movie we can deduce that he has a habit of, maybe as a joke, "talking to camera" or pretending to break the fourth wall, maybe just to entertain himself.

I imagine this is a bit of an annoyance for the team, who don't find it funny.

I also imagine they were all properly irritated when Ushijima started inexplicably playing along and they simply cannot figure out why he's also doing it.

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Tendou, over his shoulder, to the "camera": did you see that? these people are ridiculous, gonna go crazy if I'm stuck with them any longer.

Ushijima, also glancing over to Tendou's camera: ignore him. he is just being dramatic.

Tendou, still to the camera: don't you dare ignore me! I'm your leading man! Youre reliable narrator!

The rest of the locker room, silent:

Semi: the depths of which i despise these two

Leon: relax they're just doing a bit

Semi: i don't know if they are, Leon

Goshiki: well I think it's funny!

Shirabu: you don't think it's funny, you're just a kissass

Yamagata, whipping his head around trying to spot the camera:

Tendou, giving a wink to the camera: Well, whether you ignore me or not, I have to get to practice. Catch you later~

Semi: stop pretending to break the fourth wall!

Ushijima, waving goodbye to the camera before following Tendou:

Semi: s t o p

Yamagata, still looking for the camera:

collapses at your doorstep. have we considered oisuga as the star and the moon. oikawa as the star who shines so bright and who everyone looks to, who burns himself out eventually until he is nothing but a collapsed core. sugawara as the moon, who can change the tides of the game with just his presence, who many look up to as their guiding light, where the sky feels horribly empty without him. stardust and moonshine incarnate

Earth to Ushijima..? 📣

"daichi is a firefighter" "daichi is a gym teacher" "daichi is a-" look i get that fully au-ing it to erase the cop timeline is an easy out but I stand by "daichi enters the police academy with nothing but genuinely gold-hearted ideals about protecting people and slowly works his way through the police heirarchy as an uncorruptable force that threatens the status quo making him a direct target of his own colleagues and supervisors as he steadfastly untangles a net of bribery and cover-ups. the sixth time he arrests one of his own coworkers he gets an unofficial warning to stand down. the seventh time he does it he gets framed of a crime to justify firing from the force. the eigth time he does it he's 40 and working as a private detective exclusively to light the entire conspircy on fire and wont rest until he succeeds."