Now That I'm Thinking About It, It Would Be So Fucking Funny If She Is Present During His Interview.

now that i'm thinking about it, it would be so fucking funny if she is present during his interview. like, "no, my client will not comment on the libelous rumor that he kissed his mother with tongue." and in the middle of her saying this Lestat's tweeting some shit like, "imagine not kissing your mother with tongue. couldn't be moi."

everyone is rightfully excited about finally getting rock star Lestat, but where's the love for legendary human lawyer, Christine? procurer of such oddities as social security cards, and driver's licenses. without her, blondie could only dream of wasting his fortune on leather pants and body glitter. thank you, human lawyer Christine.

Woe, Jervis be upon ye!

Tumblr Tuesday: Sometimes family is the fiends you find along the way

Oh, look, it's everyone's favorite disaster and his exes. You've all got it bad for these undead artistes, and the art is stunning. Please enjoy this collection of Interview with the Vampire fanart.

@pigeon-princess:

@shuploc:

@tapiocats:

@goldfish-inhaler:

@fuzziiwuzzii:

@rrr-mmmm:

@alexassanart:

@clensters:

@viardevra:

@coldsugarr:

@traystreeter:

@verymerrymart:

@rottenlaertes:

@slimeouppy:

@kulumukun:

@herabidingmemory:

@lynchlightman:

@irlplasticlamb:

@sdeek:

my dad: "why do you like tragedies so much?"

the cartoons he was showing me at the ripe old age of 4:

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK WE WOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!

(also Christine mention let's fucking gooooooooo)

Don't you hate it when your childhood best friend who was arrested for larceny and murder, yet claims that he's "No longer mentally ill" despite his insatiable need to cosplay a minor character from a children's book written 160 years ago, kidnaps you for an elaborate larp experience, which may or may not include the violent execution of your city's vigilante?

...on that note, anyone wanna hear the Mad Hatter lore from my batman au??