Microwave (Mis)adventures (M)

Microwave (Mis)adventures (M)

Pairing | Jungkook x Reader Genre | Fluff, slight angst, smut / college!AU, roommates/housemates!AU, enemies to lovers!AU,  Warnings | Explicit language, lots of sarcastic banter, pillow-humping, masturbation, kitchen blowjob (!!!), eating out, fingering, creampie, cum-eating, unprotected sex  Word count | 20k

Out of all things to be afraid of, Jungkook, the seat-stealer of your 8am class and annoying housemate whom you despise with every fiber of your being, chooses to have a phobia of microwaves, but he loves buying microwaveable food – because come on, they’re irresistible – and you somehow find yourself getting dragged into his microwaves (mis)adventures. Cue chaos, sarcasm-laced banter and an unplanned romance.

After attending college for a good three hellish but somewhat fun (only because you live to torture yourself) semesters, there are six things that you think you’ve mastered. 

Sleeping at 6am and waking up just on time for your 9am the next day and ready to kick some ass. 

Relying on coffee – a true college student’s lifeblood – to survive the day. 

Pretending that you have your shit together – people around you think you have everything under control. You’re part of your faculty club, the editor of your school’s publication and also on the freaking dean’s list and have an immaculate GPA to maintain. 

Being a bitch because college has a lot of dumb people and you don’t understand how there are so many people with just one brain cell, that is almost close to none. 

Making lists because checking off each task from your list is as satisfying as sleeping in on a Friday. 

Making routines and sticking to them. 

If there’s any skill that you’ve mastered, it should be these few, though it’s highly unfortunate that you can’t list any of the aforementioned skills in your resume. Skill number six is also your pet peeve and you just abhor, detest, loathe, fucking hate it when your routine gets all screwed up and just about everyone around you knows how anal you are about following your routines for the better of mankind and you won’t hesitate to throw hands if something goes awry.

You’ve never thought that you would actually be throwing hands until you see some stranger occupying your usual seat at your 8am lecture, for fuck’s sake. You’re not being territorial. There’s no such thing as assigned seats in college, but after the first week or so, people just got in the habit of sitting in the same spot – it’s like an unspoken decision. But your favourite seat is taken. Rudely taken by a mob of dark hair who’s casually scrolling through his phone. 

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin/Reader, Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin, Jeon Jungkook/Reader, Park Jimin (BTS)/Reader Characters: Jeon Jungkook, Park Jimin (BTS) Additional Tags: Top Park Jimin (BTS), Bottom Jeon Jungkook, Sub Jeon Jungkook, Shy Jeon Jungkook, Casual Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Threesome - F/M/M, Recreational Drug Use, also y/n is a baby hypebeast Summary:

jimin and jungkook pick you up at a bar.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Park Jimin Characters: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Park Jimin (BTS) Additional Tags: Top Park Jimin (BTS), Bottom Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Video & Computer Games, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Come Inflation, Come Shot, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Gamer Park Jimin (BTS), Gamer Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Established Relationship, Anal Sex, Tattoos, Gaming, Shameless Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, What Have I Done, What Was I Thinking? Summary:

Jimin always won when it came to sex and video games.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Reader Characters: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Reader Additional Tags: Breast Fucking, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Fraternity Series: Part 2 of Bangtan Tales Summary:

The runner of a nsfw blog, you’d never imagined running into a follower. You’re a dirty secret your followers kept to themselves. Then you ran into Jung Hoseok, your biggest fan.

Chapters: ½ Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kim Namjoon | RM/Reader, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Reader, Min Yoongi | Suga/Reader Additional Tags: Threesome - F/M/M, Voyeurism, cuckholding, Things aren’t as they seem, Dirty Talk, Oral Sex, Smut, future smut, Cum Play, Breast Fucking Series: Part 1 of Spectator Sport Summary:

Hoseok inserts himself in the situation when he thinks you’re cheating on his best friend Namjoon while he’s out of town. With his other best friend Yoongi, of all people! And he’s right, in a way, but also very very wrong.

O K A Y [Explicit~ Secret Santa Gift]

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader Genre: Angst, mentions of smut, drug usage and misunderstandings (Explicit) Summary: Despite yours and Jeongguk’s upbringing, you’re not as good as what people may make you out to be. And sometimes, in the midst of morally ambiguous activities, you have to take a step back and remember who you are.

A/N: This is my secret santa gift for @joonscandy. Although I didn’t really get a chance to speak with you about this, I sorta creeped on your blog and ao3 to try and get a feel for something you may enjoy. I hope you like this, Bunny!

ALSO

This is the second part to “The Center Console Does Nothing to Support You” and it may help to get more into the feelings if you read the first part, but not entirely necessary.

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