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The Only Reason C!dream Doesnt Have An Actual Canonical Mother Is Because Everyone Would Have Sex With
the only reason c!dream doesnt have an actual canonical mother is because everyone would have sex with c!dream's mom for spite and pettiness send post
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I think waiting for the final egg lore stream has made me strong. I remember I thought it was going to happen during my vacation.
My vacation was in June.
happy birthday c!skeppy here's my favorite quote of his of all time;
Everyone definitely fucking hated coming to your house.
mcc team prediction based on tubbo and 5up interaction
anyway they were discussing mcc, and based on what they said:
tubbo, 5up, and fundy are on a team, and 5up was asking something to tubbo bc he was asking if their team was full cogchamps, tubbo said no, and this is bc ranboo's on a different team.
im doing manifestation.
> tubbo became friends with gumi! > tubbo will now die for gumi
(tubbo and gumi gang beasts compilation; transcript and video description under the cut)
tubbo: wait gumi you've appeared to have grabbed onto me, please let go
gumi: (in a bad british accent) i'm sorry, here, i'll do this then
tubbo: thank you
[cut; karl throws gumi's character off the platform they're standing on]
tubbo: OH NO GUMIII!
karl: (with fake worry) what happened to her?
gumi: it's almost like i got pushed off
tubbo: (crosstalk) DON'T WORRY GUMI, I'M COMING! [he throws himself off the platform as well]
gumi: wait - tubbo - [antfrost falls off] ANTFROST!
ant: (laughs) what's wrong with me?
tubbo: (crosstalk) we were all - we were all -
jack: (crosstalk) why did we just provide karl with a win!
ant: actually, i just - (laughs)
jack: whose idea was this?!
[cut; tubbo's character stands AFK in the middle]
gumi: oh, what's - tubbo are you okay?
jack: i fucking dropkicked off your head!
gumi: here [drags tubbo's character to a more protected corner] get over here tubbo
[cut; gumi's character falls into the holes of a meat grinder]
tubbo: (loud and distressed) GUMIIII!
gumi: KEEP GOING! [tubbo chucks himself into the chute as well; gumi giggles]
[cut to tubbo and gumi, both swimming in lethal pink sludge]
tubbo: WAIT GUMI I'M COMING!
gumi: no i'm falling tubbo, i'm falling!
tubbo: (crosstalk, yelling) i've got you! i've got you gumi!
gumi: (yelling) tubbo i think - i think karl's trying to kill us!
karl: no, i wouldn't, i wouldn't
tubbo: (crosstalk, yelling) no it's fine, i've got you gumi, we're doing good
gumi: i'm pretty sure karl just -
ant: (in the background, fighting jack) no - jack, stop!
tubbo: no, gumi, gumi, i'm pulling you up, i'm pulling you up gumi!
gumi: thank you, thank you tubbo!
tubbo: gumi, go, grab onto karl!
gumi: (laughs) i'm grabbing!
tubbo: (laughing) go, gumi, oh god!
karl: (strained) oh god - oh god - oh dear heavens, oh
jack: (in the background) we're both knocked out, okay
ant: (in the background) we knocked each other out, okay, yeah, i'll call a truce now, call a truce now
karl: wait, ant -
ant: karl, what are you -
tubbo: [flailing over the pink sludge] wait, how do i -
gumi: (gasps) tubbo, grab onto me! here you go! there you go (x2)
tubbo: (crosstalk) i've got you - AY! thank you, thanks for the assist bossman
ant: (background, as he's thrown into the grinding mechanism) NO! JACK!
[cut; tubbo, gumi, and antfrost's characters are on a rooftop]
gumi: (aggressively) i want tubbo to win one!
tubbo: thank you - [ant immediately headbutts him, knocking him down] - oh, fuck. well, i did just happen to get decked in the forehead [gumi punches ant, knocking him out]
ant: (gasp) NO!
tubbo: GO GET HIM! GO! [gumi carries a limp antfrost over to the edge and throws both of them over] YEAAHHS!! THANK YOU! [he launches himself off after them]
gumi: FOR YOU TUBBO!
ant: no what's wrong with you, what's wrong with you!
gumi: i wanted him to win one (x2)
tubbo: i won one! oh, my god