Vote For Chester And Norriss Ship Name To Be Chuck Norris

Vote for Chester and Norris’s ship name to be Chuck Norris

*bursts forth from the Mechanisms Twitter page with screenshots clenched between my teeth* a humble offering for the greatest fandom on Tumblr. There's shitposts. There's lore. There's some posts that are actually from Tumblr. There's a lot of them. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Tried to mostly only pick ones that I haven't seen around and about, but I make no guarantees on novelty.

me, when Jonny Sims appears in any piece of media he's been part of: oh hey. what's Jonny Sims doing in this piece of media I started consuming solely because Jonny Sims was in it.

bertie engaged to tim just before they were drafted for the lunar war, tim thought he was joking but still said yes. bertie’s last words after getting shot protecting jonny were to tim ‘and to think i had the flowers picked out and everything.” and through sobs tim replied “you weren’t kidding?” bertie never got the chance to respond as he died before he had the chance, tim never forgets that interaction but still says they were just friends.

oh FUCK Y'all have to stop being so good at timbertie angst

-mod wil

Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

"Average Tumblr user has fucked a train" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The Mechanisms fandom, who fuck 10,000 trains every Friday, are outliers and should not have been counted.