But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Oh and here are some of the pictures I took this year. Most of these were taken in a moving car. So there's that too.

I would just reblog to add more but a person tired so... Gn y'all (︶｡︶)zzZ 

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

Koro-sensei: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Koro-sensei: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Kayano: Uh... what's up with him?

Rio: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Koro-sensei: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Gakushuu, crying: It's working.

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Kayano: are you trying to seduce me?

Nagisa: I don't know; are you seducible.

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Kayano: Gakushuu! I thought you were dead!

Gakushuu: No, just in deep cover.

Kayano: ...But it was an open casket.

Gakushuu: It was very deep.

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Rio: Define “dream”.

Hazama: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Isogai: That’s too dark!

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Gakuhou: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Gakushuu: So... This is my full potential?

Gakuhou: Yes.

Gakushuu: So, then it's...

Gakuhou: All downhill from here.

Gakushuu: Like Rio.

Gakuhou: I do not know what this Rio is. But it sounds disappointing.

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Kayano: What’s it like being tall?

Kayano: Is it nice?

Kayano: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Karma: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Nagisa: It was one time!

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Karma: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

Gakushuu: Sex.

Isogai: Seriously, answer faster.

Gakushuu: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.

Isogai: It’s like a giant hug.

Karma: Irina, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Irina: Food.

Karma: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

Irina: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.

Kayano: What about you Rio? What would you give up sex or food?

Rio: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Kayano: No, you gotta pick one.

Rio: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!

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Gakushuu: I regret nothing!!!

Gakuhou: I regret everything!!!

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Ren: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Where have you been?

The start of a new series. Where Yuu has finally come home after a year in Twisted Wonderland and reunites with thier family. But things don't go back to normal though, people become suspicious about where they've been because they won't tell.

Warnings: None.

A/N: I'm still new to writing stories, this Yuu is intended to be GN but I apologize if I make any mistakes. This Yuu has an older brother, a mom and a dad. I don't know how to write younger siblings so I didn't include one.

Gif by WiffleGif

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Yuu had made many friends in Twisted Wonderland. Thier fighting spirit never ceasing in thier quest to get home. They had earned the respect of others and discovered amazing things on the way. Thier fighting finally paid off when one day the mirror anounced that it had found a way home for them. At long last they would see thier family again.

"We'll find a way to keep in touch right?"

"I'm sure we'll figure something out. You go back to your world Yuu. Take care of yourself."

"Thanks Ace."

"You know you mean a lot to us Prefect. We respect your decision to leave and we'll never forget you. I wish you the best."

"Thank you too Jack."

"Bye minion. The Great Grim gives his praises to his most useful henchman."

"Goodbye Grim. Remember to study well."

With thier last words to them said and done, they stepped through the portal.

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Stepping through the portal thier senses were lit up with a myriad of different colors before they felt themselves moving at breakneck speed. They were going so fast yet they couldn't will themselves to scream. But then just as fast as it started it stopped. Yuu opened thier eyes to find themselves in front of a large mirror in an old, abandoned house. They got up and looked around. The house looked as decrepit as Ramshackle when they first arrived in Twisted Wonderland. Albeit much smaller, more like a log cabin.

Going outside they were met with the sight of a forest all around them. There was a path leading from the porch to somewhere covered in foliage. After clearing the thick brush with thier bare hands they uncovered another path. This one leading much farther than before. Following the path down the hill eventually led them to a road. Not wanting to go back to the cabin they made the decision to follow the road, and hope it would lead them somewhere where they could get help. The thought had crossed thier mind earlier that maybe it wasn't the right place. In that case they made a mental note to remember thier way back to the cabin if things got hairy.

Yuu walked for many hours. Thier feet began to hurt. The mirror had replaced thier NRC uniform with some other plain pair of clothes and a scarf. They were given some type of gum boots as shoes. Wich were convienient for when they were trekking through the brush, but now they were getting hot and uncomfortable the more they walked. They were grateful for the scarf though, as well as the long sleeved outfit. There was quite a strong breeze blowing that made them shiver. The scarf also doubled as a way to keep prying eyes off of the scar on thier neck left behind after Riddle's overblot.

It was after this thought that they came across a river near the road. With big rocks surrounding each side that made quite the photogenic spot. Yuu was utterly exhausted at this piont so they saw no harm in taking a small rest. They lurched thier way to the river's edge with renewed motivation. Remembering a wilderness survival technique from thier brother they made sure to stay away from the still water that might be stagnant. Yuu made sure they didn't drink too much water because they did not look forward to having to pee in the bush if they don't find a town soon. They even took off thier boots and socks to dip thier feet in the water.

Sometime later they dried off, put thier shoes back on and continued on thier way. It was all going fine until later they noticed something. It was starting to get dark, witch made Yuu fidget nervously. It spelled bad news to be caught in the dark at a time like this, thinking this they quickened thier pace. All the walking eventually led them to a street sign. The sign had many names on it but there was one that stood out to them. The name of thier town. There was a fork in the road with three ways to choose from. So they set off in that direction.

After about 5 minutes of walking they were met with the sight of thier town. They felt a huge wave of relief knowing that this was the place. Remembering the way to thier house they continued thier journey. It was now dark at this point. Down the hill and through the familiar roads they went. Some cars drove by but they didn't need to flag them down at this point, for they knew where to go. There were no people out during this time of night. They were all in thier homes. Making the atmosphere even more tense when they got to thier street. They could see thier house from here. They were almost there. Yuu crossed the road and walked up to their home.

The lights were still on and they could hear people talking. The weight of the fact that they were finally here after an entire year was now settling in. And they began to silently panic. What do they say? What will they say? After some breathing techniques learned from Vil, they stepped up to the door. They couldn't find thier voice to speak yet so they knocked three times. No answer. So they knocked again. A bit louder this time. This time they heard something: footsteps coming up to the door. Yuu held thier breath when the door began to open.

"Hello. Can I help yo-

CRASH

The glass thier mother had been holding was now shattered and forgotten on the ground as she stared at them. Yuu couldn't make eye contact but they knew she was shocked speechless. The commotion caused two more sets of footsteps to approach.

"Honey, what is i-

Thier father and thier brother appeared behind thier mom and stopped dead in thier tracks. They had the same looks on thier faces as thier mom. They kept staring at them as though they were an impossible thing. There was a moment of complete silence as they stared at them.

"...um...hi, I-

All of them ran towards Yuu at once. They hugged them like they would disapear if they didn't hold tight enough. They were all crying. Yuu stood there frozen. They themselves began tearing up. Then for the first time since Twisted Wonderland. They let the tears roll down. They cried in thier family's embrace and let the stress out. They could hear thier parents mumbling words to them however they didn't have the energy to decipher it. They kept crying into thier mother's shoulder, tears soiling her blouse. They eventually cried themselves to sleep and thier dad took them to their bedroom, the bedroom they had not slept in for months, and lay them on thier bed. They stayed with them for a while until they too had to go to bed.

Yuu was finally home.

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Meanwhile in Twisted Wonderland, the boys were already beginning to feel Yuu's absence. Even those who claimed they didn't care had a small pain in thier chest when they were not there. It was during these moments when they wondered if they would ever see Yuu again...

And if there was a way for Yuu to come back.

PART 2

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