Gigifluidcat - GiGi!

"Would you rather be alone in the woods with a man/woman or a bear?" 🤓

Stupidest fucking question ever. I specifically went to the woods to get away from people and die of a preventable disease.

Lemme fix that...

There. Much better. <3

The longer I've been in this Fandom, the more I've come to simp for the ugly ahh war criminal protagonist who'd yell "There are only 2 genders!!" and then shoot me in the face.

Of ALL the fucking characters I want to be railed by the main one. I need a straitjacket.

The Courier is Asexual. This is Canon. No objections.

(This is totally not bc I watched a video on Frontier and felt like vomiting)

I'm not claiming hostility, but I think this has more to do with it making sense rather than just Chubby > Buff.

Like, for example. It at least would make more sense for Francis Mosses to have a Dad bod than to be a bodybuilder:

1. He's a Dad himself.

2. He doesn't seem like the person who'd be big into fitness or anything. Best exercise he has is doing his job as a milkman or making chocolate pudding at 4am.

Same can apply to William Afton or Wally Darling. (How would the puppet even get beefy anyway? Do the sundaes Howdy gives him have protein powder or smth?)

I sentence you to having your fictional crush be butchered by TikTok artists by taking away their conventionally unattractive traits and making them buff. 🧑‍⚖️🧑‍⚖️🧑‍⚖️