Stop Putting Touchscreens In Cars And Get To The Features People Actually Want: Oscillating Vent Fans,

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

does anyone else think of this line constantly when they hear anything slightly similar

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

super paper Mario fans where you at