Where Are The Fic Where The Super-slick Super-spy Is Thwarted By Their Seduction Targets Complete Lack

Where are the fic where the super-slick super-spy is thwarted by their seduction target’s complete lack of self-esteem and inability to believe for one second that someone that hot wants to fuck them?

You’re trapped in a room with 9 people. Every five minutes the lights in this room temporarily shuts off for roughly 30 seconds. Each time the lights come back on you and the others are greeted by a fresh corpse of one of the other people.

tfw ur trying to write plot but ur brain only provides you with out-of-sequence snippets built on vague ideas and an endless number of potential outcomes that develop and branch out unnaturally over an unspecified timespan

You go in for a job interview and the address is an abandoned building. Inside you find a young woman tied to a chair and blindfolded…

You have been bitten by a zombie and locked yourself in your room. Write a letter about your experience to whoever finds you, with the language getting worse as the virus progresses.