Your Father Is An Eccentric Billionaire Who Has Dedicated His Entire Fortune To The Ultimate Prank -

Your father is an eccentric billionaire who has dedicated his entire fortune to the ultimate prank - convincing you that you are a wizard. All of your friends and family are in on it, but there’s just one problem: You actually do have magic powers.

Write a story with more holes in its plot than Swiss cheese in a shooting gallery, then resolve all of those plot holes at the end with a single logical explanation.

Wood floats not just in water but in the air too. Trees have roots to keep them in the ground. And so people made sky-ships.

my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion

“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”

“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*

*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”

“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”

It turns that it’s actually possible to travel through mirrors. However, our reflections make it their job to block us from getting to the other side, and there’s a good reason why.

Earth is the only sentient-producing planet in the galaxy with enough Oxygen to sustain a combustion reaction. As such, Fire is the intergalactic symbol for humanity. To humans, Fire may have a certain symbolic significance, but to other alien races, Fire is downright mythological.