Youre Walking Through The Forest When You Find A Basketball Sized Hole That Seemingly Has No Bottom.

You’re walking through the forest when you find a basketball sized hole that seemingly has no bottom. You put your ear in the hole to listen and you hear what sounds like a million people screaming.

Reasons to love Battle Couples:

-couples that kick ass together, stay together

-you can get those awesome duel fight scenes where someone is shooting someone else while being thrown in the air by the other part of the OTP

-It means you have a reason to write practice sparring fics which almost always devolve into makeouts, ah yes, the perfect lead in

-helping each other improve by giving each other tips and tricks

-competitive battle couples ranking how well the other does in battle

-when one gets injured, the other goes badass to save them, they will fight the enemy, they will fight the enemy’s enemy, they will fight themselves

-one part of the battle couple having to stay behind and waiting for the other to come home, nervous and on edge, and vise versa

-being shit at each other’s weapons if they switch. Or being really good at each other’s weapons. Pick your poison.

-Flirting in the middle of a fight. Because what’s more hot then kicking a baddie in the face then going “so babe, did it hurt when you fell from heaven” “that is a terrible joke” “I think it’s at least a 5/10″

I just love Battle Couples. 

An OC is trapped in a fanfic of a series he or she doesn’t like. Chronicle his or her attempts to become a Mary Sue, which will cause the fanfic to lose its Narrative Integrity and collapse into oblivion

Earth is the only sentient-producing planet in the galaxy with enough Oxygen to sustain a combustion reaction. As such, Fire is the intergalactic symbol for humanity. To humans, Fire may have a certain symbolic significance, but to other alien races, Fire is downright mythological.

Every McDonald’s bathroom you enter leads into an alternate universe. You frantically keep running into bathrooms to find your way home, and to escape what keep chasing you through the different universes.

A retired superhero calls an Uber. The driver is his, also retired, arch nemesis.