Prompt 26

Prompt 26

Jaskier has been recognized as the runaway viscount of lettenhove by a band of bandits. Embarrassingly, they seemed to have found him in the midst of buying a personalized gift addressed "To My Beloved." Perhaps a hairclip shaped like a dandelion, or perhaps an embroidered handkerchief, or something else dainty and delightful. The bandits drag Jaskier away for ransom, even as he tries futilely to explain that his lover will NOT be polite to them if they continue down this road. I mean, whatever fancy shmancy noblewoman whose skirt he's chasing can't be that threatening to their operation, right? They write up a ransom note, intending on sending it along with a lock of Jaskier's hair, and a few drops of his blood to show they're serious. They slice across Jaskier's wrist, but there's much much much more blood than they expected, because the man slicing his wrist is suddenly missing his head. Huh. Perhaps they've underestimated Jaskier's beloved. He did try to warn them.

Prompt 31

There was meant to be northern lights tonight but it kinda sucked and you couldn't see it (i think we were a few hours too early to see it) and now I'm just thinking about our boys looking at the stars... and the northern lights show up... and jaskier is sobbing and wanting to write a million songs about the beauty of nature, but Geralt lives in the coldass mountains and has probably seen them before in his like hundred years of living awjgphapwhgpa

This is my favorite art in the entire world and I need more people writing geralt like this he's just a silly lil guoy underneath all the grump and trauma! Let him lick his bard and growl at leaves!

😵‍💫. scribbles of feral Geralt or maybe just potions gone wrong Geralt, you decide

[ID several messy sketches of feral black-eyed Geralt and an exasperated Jaskier. Geralt bites Jaskier’s cheek in a friendly way, he carries Jaskier over his head as he runs around, he buries his face in Jaskier’s chest hair and purrs as Jaskier says “yeah, yeah everybody loves the chest hair”. In the center Jaskier looks tired and exasperated with Geralt as Geralt sniffs and squeezes him. To the right Geralt licks Jaskier’s cheek and Jaskier says “ewwwwwww Geralt!. Geralt stands protectively in front of Jaskier growling fiercely as Jaskier tiredly says “that’s a leaf Geralt” and lastly Geralt sits right next to Jaskier and stares intensely at him as Jaskier tries to eat his dinner. End ID]

Prompt 29

Geralt starts giving flowers to Jaskier whenever he seems sad. Buttercups, dandelions, delphiniums, daffodils, begonias, roses, lilacs, lilies, anything and everything. Every time Geralt hands him a single little flower, puny as it is, Jaskier just begins to beam. He'll be in a good mood for days afterward, he'll constantly show if off by wearing it behind his ear, or pinned to his doublet, or pressed in his journal. Geralt decides to start giving him flowers at more regular intervals to optimize Jaskier mood efficiency. And it works! He's always happy now! But then one day he gets sad again, and Geralt panics and gets him extra flowers in order to fix it, and now he gives him whole bouquets every other week or so. But he does it as a friend! Obviously. But then one day Jaskier thanks him for the bouquet by giving him a big fat wet kiss on the lips and suddenly Geralt's rethinking the whole "platonic" thing, because the kiss is quite nice actually. And so is the idea of doing it again.

Maybe it's the autism but these compliments mean more to me than anything else

hey could y'all do me a favour?

Reblog if you're okay with "weird" compliments on your stuff!

things like "biting this" and such

Prompt 25

Jaskier knows that look.

L U S T....

For his own lithe nubile baowdy! Geralt's gaze l i n g e r s when Jaskier is bathing in a creek, or when he stretches out in his bedroll, or when he licks his lips after a fine sip of toussainti wine. But Geralt still isn't bending him over and going to town. Jaskier decides he must be even more alluring. He'll start dressing more and more provocatively and scandalously until Geralt's restraint breaks and they end up making out against a wall or something. If it turns out Geralt isn't interested, at least someone in his audience will want to bugger him silly after seeing his outfits, right? Win/win!