This is an adult run blog dedicated to the hilarious string of unrelated comedy that is Texts From Last Night! This is also the main account of many sideblogs, so if you saw me follow and are like 'wtf' then know I have a sideblog perfectly tailored to that topic. Feel are free to submit anything or ask anything, but know that if your questions are not related to Generator Rex, they probably will not be answered publicly. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!
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(614): Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
(217): Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
(780): Hey what you doing tonight? (1-780): Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :) (780): See you in about a hour
(269): It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I’ll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
(814): I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying (814): Send help
(717): This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
(304): If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
(912): Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
(402): I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
(270): ARE YOU OKAY? (618): Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
(610): I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
(+61): Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
(512): Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
(858): If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
(832): Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
(716): how do you feel about japanese?
(1-716): I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
(303): I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
(510): This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
(417): TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
(815): The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
(678): Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
(919): My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
(617): I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
(701): WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT? (701): YOUTHS.