Sukuna Be Really Pulling His Nephew's Leg For No Reason. King Of Curses My Ass, That's King Of Pettiness

Sukuna be really pulling his nephew's leg for no reason. King of Curses my ass, that's king of pettiness right there (￢‸￢)

Friend: "Hey you read a lot right? Do you also read poems?"

Me: "...uh... sometimes, why...?"

Friend: "Cool! What sort of poetry do you read? Can you recommend some?"

The poetry I read:

'Kenjaku went up and down so Yuuji could go left and right.'

'Kenjaku gripped the sheets so Yuuji could be a beast on the streets.'

'Kenjaku took the white splash so Yuuji could hit the black flash.'

'Kenjaku tightened the hole so Yuuji could hit Mahito's soul.'

'Kenjaku rode so Yuuji could be the GOAT.'

'Kenjaku went to pound town so Yuuji could pound curses to the ground.'

'Kenjaku drained the pipe so Yuuji could hit left right goodnight.'

'Kenjaku bounced so Yuuji could pounce.'

'Kenjaku schemed and (s)creamed so Yuuji could jump his enemies.'

... ... ...

Friend: *expectant stare*

Me: "......"

"...you know 'Twinkle twinkle little star'?"

It do be like that sometimes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mother is mothering alright.

mother

THISSS!!! Atp 80% of the main cast has been diced, filleted, kitkatified, shredded, grounded to paste and overall been cooked like 5 star Michelin. Might as well bring my man Toji back, Idc how- canon logic be damned idgaf.

BRING BACK MY HUSBAND GEGE, HE DID NOTHING WRONG!

Gege you should revive Toji to distract Sukuna

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