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I drew this instead of doing homework

Palpatine: attention all Clone troopers (sighs) STOP FUCKING YOUR JEDI!!!

Bly: (In the distance) Hey, that’s not fair to say, some of us are getting fucked by our Jedi

Palpatine: But I thought you were with Aayla Sec-

Aayla: no no, he’s got a point

Shakk Ti - Ahsoka - Clones (Head Cannon)

Growing up in the factories on Kamino is harsh and hostile

The only comfort to the young cadets is Shakk Ti, the unspoken mother figure to millions of clones

When they leave Kamino, and are diployed to the battlefield, they quickly loose the sense of familial security

That’s where Ahsoka comes in

Statistically, the 501st, and to an extent, the 212th, have significantly lower stress levels then other battlaions

Kix (the 501st medic) was prompted to start conducting tests as to why that was to hopefully find out how to lower stress levels in all GAR soldiers

His findings were that Ahsoka was the reason

Ahsoka being Togruta herself, and bearing a strong similarity to Shaak Ti, gives the Clones’ a sense comfort when on the battlefield

When Kix told his men his findings, they all rushed to Ahsoka and gave her a huge hug so tight that she almost couldn’t breathe

Now, a bill was passed to mandate that clone’s are aloud two days quarterly to visit Kamino