Ethan: Remember How Benji And I Said We'd Have A Calm Night Out For Once?

Ethan: Remember how Benji and I said we'd have a calm night out for once?

Brandt: ...Yes

Ethan: We're in jail

Brandt: [hangs up]

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes

Say 5 things that make you happy and ask to the last 10 people who liked, reblogged or followed you (:

1. My friends, especially Onyx, Rhye, and Ezra. I honestly don’t think I’d be here without them. They don’t make me feel judged or ashamed of who I am as a person.

2. The water. It’s so cool, refreshing, calming, and fun. I would swim every day of my life if I could.

3. Learning about different cultures. I’m a very basic guy, so I’m always curious about cultures and ways of life that are different than my own.

4. Reading. When I’m interesting in a book I read it over and over for months on end. It’s relaxing and can take my mind off of things.

5. Communities. I love how dozens, if not hundreds or thousands, of people get together for a common thing. Whether it be enjoying the same show/movie, having the same disability, or being activists for the same thing. It fills me with joy, it seems like such a human thing to do and it’s amazing how many wonderful connections have been created from communities.

im like 85% sure its the same janitor

“wilson is house’s only friend” you dare forget lou “blue” the janitor?? the one who helped house sneak into the office with the camera equipment (season 4 episode 7)??? the one who once tackled taub (season 8 episode 11) for him??? unbelievable.