Top Alterhuman Related Things That Has Happened To Me Recently:

top alterhuman related things that has happened to me recently:

While doing a nature hike at a nature center, the teacher had us do this thing where we put our hands on our head like fox ears and my friend who is not an alterhuman said “*name* that would be your real ears”

My other friend who is also not an alterhuman said that I was a “space boy” (gender euphoria AND species (?) euphoria with that one)

Same friend said “you may have fooled them into being human!! But not me!!! I knew from the start!!” (Meaning before I even knew btw)

I showed a friend my Pinterest acc with a bunch of therian related things and she didn’t even blink

I got insanely intense phantom wings for like 3 days straight

My fellow tumblr nonhumans have seen my page and I’m starting to get more interactions

I’ve just overall been very in tune with some of my kin/therio types recently!

Friend saw me sitting in a windowsill and said I look like I belong there as a cat

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As much as I’d love a partner who is also an alterhuman, I feel like having regular human partners has its major benefits (stay with me-)

Imagine having a partner who fully accepts you as nonhuman. Makes little jokes about it (in a nice way obvi), lets you bite them (SFW!!), and just truly loves that non human side of you yk? I feel like this would work better for ppl who are therian/otherhearted rather than people with purely mythical types however I could see it playing out both ways.

I just think it would be really validating for someone outside of the alterhuman community to see you as you are.

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Me if you even care 🙄🙄🙄

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I’m a scrawny mfer with a cool hairstyle 🎵

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Scrawny mfer with a cool hairstyle 🎶

/lyric

*something falls from one of my shelves*

*I glare in that direction*

*something falls again*

Me: Listen George, I swear to fuck if you knock over one more thing I will exorcise you.

George, my ghost cat: *knocks over yet another thing*

Me: you’re lucky my other cats like you….

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Hehe…. Ao3…. Good omens….. no one can stop me >:3