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“Look- Geese!!”

The Spot x reader. 

500+ words. short little blurb i was thinking about :D

Summary: [Post-collider] Walking to a park with him for lunch, when you pass a family of baby geese. Spot is in awe, crouching down next to them, while the reader is trying to protect him so that the parents don't attack him.

A spring breeze passes against your face as you walk through the streets. The warm lights of the early afternoon open up and shine against the metallic lampposts. You were just going out for lunch with Spot to the park, and you had grabbed sandwiches from a local shop. The colorful grass of the park surrounded your feet where you stepped as you both made your way over to a bench to sit down. Just when you realized it, a family of geese had made their way to mindlessly walk past said bench.

“Y/N! Look- Geese!!” Spot says excitedly.

You knew this could only go poorly, but his enthusiasm was too cute, so you waited to see how this would play out. The baby goslings adorably stumbled over to their parents.

“They are very cute, but please, I don’t want you getting attacked by the parents, Spot-”

Before you could properly caution him, he was already crouching down next to them, happily waving at them just a few feet away.

You could practically feel the father goose’s aggressive stomping, his rubbery feet slapping against the grass, as he walked over to Spot.

He began to hiss at him, threatening Spot not to get any closer. Spot, of course, did not pay any mind, as he was too consumed by watching the adorable goslings. You could see goose’s eyes pop out of his head as he tried to figure out what was going on. 

That was when Spot walked just a step closer to the baby.

The father goose charged down to Spot, beak open and teeth ready to attack.

You froze before you could say anything, but you almost burst out laughing. Spot quickly realized the danger and ran away, narrowly escaping the angry goose's attack. 

"Spot! Come back here!" you yelled after him. The sight of the tiny goslings and the angry goose charging at Spot was comical. You couldn't help but feel sorry for Spot, who was now running away from the angry father goose.

He kept running away from the goose, terrified, and opened a portal in his panic. He quickly slipped through the void, landing right in front of you, inches away from your face.

He blushed slightly in surprise, and you finally cracked, laughing so hard your stomach aches.

The father goose became so confused as to where the threat he was just chasing went, and the babies remained unfazed and waddled away. 

"Spot, what on Earth just happened?" you asked, still chuckling. Spot looked up at you with wide eyes and replied, "I don't know, I just panicked and opened a portal."

You couldn't help but shake your head in amusement as you led Spot away from the confused father goose. He still stood inches away from you, frozen. You leaned in and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before taking his hand and dragging him along with you to the bench. He looked at you with a mix of confusion and embarrassment as his blush intensified, still breathing heavily from running from the goose.

As you continued walking to the bench (and dragging Spot behind you), you couldn't help but smile at his innocent fascination with nature.

I obviously do not have a crush on Rio Morales

im trapped on this bitch of an earth, might as well fag it up while i still can