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I know this is late and stuff, but I always thought of Sampo’s hair as like a dark denim? Like one that’s slightly purple to deepen it but mostly blue overall.
You are not particularly late, also you made me learn that denim is a color as well as a material so thanks
I thought it was definitely blue, but then I saw someone say it was purple, and now I'm confused




The pictures were added for reference if you did not know who Sampo is
A while ago I asked my little sister to try naming H:SR characters based on their splash art
I thought I might as well put them here
Pela: Aleya Seele: Kombucha March 7th: Cotton Candy Rock Dan Heng: Emo Bitch Acheron: Umbrella Girl Bronya: Sarah Yukong: Alpha Sigma Silver Wolf: Nike Tech Fleece Yanqing: Blond Water Guy Arlan (and Peppy): Penguin and Penguin Junior Guinaifen: Chinese Sigma Ruan Mei: Looksmaxxer Topaz (and Numby): Planet Girl and Coin Distributer Blade: Sworder Gallagher: Alcoholic Huohuo: Critter Qingque: Whale Fu Xuan: Purple Ballet Luka: Thyboxiest Luocha: Water Flower Lily Creature Girl Serval: Graffiti Sushang: Tree Furry Aventurine: Weird Card Guy Jingliu: Purple Goo Xueyi: Solitary Confinement Sparkle: Kalaine Kaqnquina Dan Heng (IL): Nocturnal Asta: Astrophysicist Thirty-Seven Himeko: Big Laser Rainbow Welt: Nerd Misha: Animal Abuser Jing Yuan: Tryhard Chessplayer Caelus: Boring-ass Train Conductor Stelle: Incredibly Boring Train Conductor Hook: Shut Up Herta: Why's There Five of Them Bailu: Underwater Lynx: Tent Dr. Ratio: Annoying Sampo: Nocturnal 2.0 Tingyun: Golf Ball Hanya: Cranberry Kafka: Rizzler Gepard: Piss Off Black Swan: Light Girl Clara (and Svarog): Snowflake and Skibidi Argenti: Hopeless Romantic Natasha: Pedophile
I'm trying to post more because I'm bored so here
I got "horrors" so many times but I refused so then it killed me


Let's all be in a TV show!!!
> Do this quiz
> do this picrew (Based on urself + quiz answers)
> tag ppl
> profit.


Tags (/nf ofc):
@mxlilly @circus-of-horror @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair @microsoupmouse @the-firefly-jar-system @punkrockinchair @theplushiesystem @coded-pup @florasolarsystem + ANYONE else who wants to join
Willy Wonka is God with Eden I think
He knew they would fail his trial and brought them into his paradise anyway
Oh no my character is slowly getting fleshed out
Relationship status: That's a bit personal haha
Favorite color(s): Blue + Pink then all other colors basically
Three favorite foods: Carrots, grilled cheese sandwiches, tomato soup
Song stuck in my head: Nothing currently, but I'm pretty sure I did yesterday
Last song I listened to: Heart by Fight The Fade, in my character playlist but it doesn't fit the person the song's in the playlist for and I need to remove it
Last thing I Googled: Had to go through my history to find that, it was 'heliotrope color' (I was looking at the difference between the mineral and flower beforehand)
Dream Trip: Visit my friend who's a long while away
Anything I really want right now: A combination of a sense of responsibility and motivation, so I could get stuff done, and maybe a better memory actually just remembered that
@theblindeevee @partyratspartyart yeah no that's it this time
Get To Know Me Better Tag Game
Got tagged in this a few times, so here ya go <3
Relationship status: Single & not eager to change that.
Favorite color(s): Jewel tones and earth tones. Blues and Greens mostly.
Three favorite foods: Breakfast sandwich, swedish fish italian ice from Rita's, and shrimp & grits
Song stuck in my head: All I Need - Radiohead & GOTH STAR - HEALTH (it gives off earthspark vibes)
Last song I listened to: Resistor - Shinjuku Mad
Last thing I Googled: "Shockwave and Megatron Earthspark" to find a picture for the fic chapter I just posted.
Dream Trip: anywhere to see the northern lights! I went to Finland to see them, but wasn't successful. Still the coolest trip ever though. First (and only) time I've been to Europe.
Anything I really want right now: Uhhhhh my brother just left to go back to college so the house feels empty, so for him to come back. Gotta wait all the way til thanksgiving though, ugh.
I am trying to think of people to tagggg let's see: @image-thot @nilawii @decepticonfluid @camp-mithril-lake @pitifulwolves
umm thanks @patchpane
My favorite colors: are blue and pink, but I like and enjoy all colors
I'm currently reading: a few things and never finishing any, haha
I'm currently reading: something, probably, I'm terrible at remembering, but there is a book about the periodic table in my laptop bag, so I probably read that last
I last listened to: What's Wrong by half-alive, it's part of one of the horrendous amount of playlists I have for all my characters, specifically the playlist for a teenage ghost
The last series I watched was: maybe The Owl House? I've been trying to watch that, but there's just so much to do
The movie I last watched was: probably some kids' movie or another, maybe Nimona? Probably not, I watched that a while ago, but again, terrible at remembering
I am currently working on: compiling information about probably over 150 characters all a part of this big overarching story that I'll never write but be obsessed with forever
every time I post I get closer to actually saying something on here
Uhhh answer these things if you'd like?: @partyratspartyart, @did-someone-say-aliens, @inkthecat
me, currently ✨
Thanks for tagging me @virgo-dream!
Fave color: It changes, but at the moment, it's a nice kelly green.
Currently reading: An ARC of Last to Leave the Room by @see-starling. It comes out in October, and if you like spooky shit as much (or even a fraction of as much) as I do, you should definitely preorder it.
Last song: Elis Regina & Tom Jobim - "Aguas de Março", one of my all time faves
Last series: The Bear, which I am absolutely about to turn around and re-watch because holy ensemble work, batman.
Last movie: Run, Rabbit, Run, which is a horror movie starring my wife, Sarah Snook, and if they thought they were going to put me off her with that character they thought wrong. Unfortunately, the writing is pretty meh, so I can only recommend it if you're as thirsty as I am.
Currently working on: A serialized romance for Kindle Vella and Radish, a Magnus Archives WIP, and a relatively short Dreamling fic I hope to start posting soon.
No-pressure tagging: @tryan-a-bex, @chaosheadspace, @themirokai, @missjesselsgh0st, @tj-dragonblade
Hello fellow Daughter of Prospero TMA album and TMA fan! Have a follower :) vast <3
They are THE songs of all time, yes
In fact, if anyone sees this and does not know what we're talking about, here's it

Great music, she's a great singer, I get happy whenever I see one of these songs in my recommended
I wish for this to be shared, no matter if people will see it or not
Also yeah I heard them both different
This is part 3 of a three-part poll. Parts 1 and 2 are linked below. Please respond to all parts in order.
Part 1 | Part 2
The reason I am running this poll is that many TMA fans have a hard time telling when Jonny is saying Gerard vs Jared in the podcast. The oft-cited reason for this is that he does not pronounce the second "R" in "Gerard," thus making it hard to distinguish the two names.
This confused me for a long time, as I can tell them apart regardless of the "R," based on the "E" vs "A" sounds. But it occurred to me that the E/A distinction is the same one as exists in the words "merry" and "marry" - two words that many people cannot tell apart. Those particular phonemes get lost in many American accents, meaning that the words are spoken and heard as homonyms despite technically having different pronunciations.
My predictions are that the results of this poll will show that people who hear "Gerard" and "Jared" as the same will also hear "merry" and "marry" as the same, and that this will be the largest group. People who hear one word pair as different, will also hear the difference in the other one, and this will be the second largest group. There will be a small number of people who can hear the difference between one word pair but not the other. I do not know how fandom association will change these results (but I expect most interaction will be from TMA fans anyway).
...All that aside, I'm very curious to see if I'll be proven wrong!
Exactly! People see contradictions as flaws to the plot instead of like, characters lying, misremembering or being wrong. It's in a audio medium, most of what we have to go off of is dialogue, this makes it a lot more difficult to figure out characters' thought processes. Hopefully you wouldn't believe the Distortion at face value, why would you believe literally all of these guys' biased opinions? I've been planning on taking the time to list every fact about the story, like "x says this when referring to y," or "x shows interest in learning about y", but that will take absolutely forever, and I am lazy.
A frustration of mine in TMA discourse is that everyone takes characters' verbal assessments of other characters and situations as law. It's like they took the idea of an unreliable narrator and only applied it to Jon. Most of the characters actually say things that don't match the situational evidence at all. Martin has absolutely no idea what Jon's motivations are or what he would do, but he's incredibly confident in how he states his guesses. People think Sasha is like Gertrude because Gertrude thought she'd be a good successor from what we knew of her. The actual situational evidence we have is that Sasha would meet knife hands guy for coffee and follow him to a secondary location without a single thought about if the situation went south. There is no way that Sasha wouldn't shake Jude Perry's hand without a second thought is all I'm saying. All of these characters don't know shit about each other and make wild conjectures and we're all just believing them. Why?
I barely use social media as it is, the idea I need to actually say things terrifies me
I guess I'm reblogging things now? Uh, spreading the word


Please spread the word!!!!
STOP KOSA.
PLEASE CALL YOUR SENATOR.
The above links provide scripts for phone calls and letters/emails you can send if you prefer! PLEASE!!!!
Please!!!
Hi!!! Reddit TMA community representative here!!! Now that r/place has expanded to the left, we are trying to make a TMA drawing on the new unclaimed territory. Of course, reddit tma community is much smaller than tumblr one, so we need your help both drawing and defending. Right now, we are coordinating through discord, please join! https://discord.gg/kQMgGvmX

I don't really want to tag people so uh
But here! @patchpane
Last song: "It's me or the PS5" but the PS5 is speaking to you inside your brain
Show I'm watching: It was probably Sonic Prime?
Book I'm reading: Rereading Good Omens for like the third time, I'm bad at picking books up after I've put them down though
Currently obsessed with: The Magnus Archives
TMA r/place requesting more members!!
Hi so with r/place, if anyone's still willing to go on Reddit, the Magnus Archives r/place needs some extra help so here, have this link to the Discord I guess :)
Hi I would like to tell you that your username is really cool and it made me think that you're a horse in a trenchcoat. Have a nice day
Who's to say I'm not?
Hi!! I am an actual person
I don't really know why, but I'm having a lot of trouble trying to get myself to reblog things, and I've read some stuff saying that I might look like a bot or whatever, so uh, hi!! Not a bot, just failing to get over old habits, haha! Sorry