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i honestly feel bad for ironwood

I feel bad for him, the guy fucking broke from what I’m aware. Nothing can justify what he did but i just feel bad for the guy who tried to save what he cared about even when bonkers of his rockers and then accidentally destroyed everything, i wish someone could have grabbed him and helped bring him back from the brink before he hit the point where he was completely broken, then again maybe i just really like early ironwood.

tats mazing

Bioshock Acting AU

Where everyone’s acting and it’s absolute hell.

- Some of the actors are just like the characters they play or take it extremely seriously as method actors. Andrew Ryan gets pretty in character, but Steinman does some pretty Leto-ish shenanigans though and everyone’s tired of his shit by the time filming’s finished.

- On the other end of the spectrum, Sofia Lamb is completely different once the cameras stop rolling as is Fontaine. Lamb is hilarious and causes most of the bloopers. They’re both friends with most of the cast.

- Fontaine brings cookies for the girls and the other cast members. He’s actually married (Moira and Patrick are references to his wife and son) but still from Brooklyn. He messes up his Atlas voice a lot and it gets to the point he gets pissed.

- There are so many takes of Ryan’s speech. There are so many takes. “I chose the impossible… I chose… Fuck.”

- Cohen is a comedian and hilariously enough takes acting the least seriously. He ad libs a lot. Filming Fort Frolic is so much fun, they can barely get through the scenes everyone’s dying. The Kyle Fitzpatrick one is nearly impossible.

- Cohen falls down the steps and it makes that whole moment that much funnier he and Jack nearly piss themselves.

- Sinclair trips when he runs to the platform and falls flat on his face. Everyone loses it and Lamb’s cackling over the speakers. A splicer helps him up and they find out he broke his wrist.

- On the plus side, the girls sign his cast. It’s still pretty embarrassing, though.

- Porter used pictures of his actual wife and her voice for Pearl.

- Tenenbaum’s accent is 100% real as is Lamb’s and Alexander’s. Eleanor is Irish and sometimes her accent slips. Sinclair does have a Southern accent but it’s not as over the top.

- Delta, the Big Daddies, Brutes, and Crawlers are CGI so their actors are in special suits and look ridiculous.

- The splicers take off their makeup and prosthetics in front of the girls so they don’t get scared.

- Grace is an R&B artist who was very big in the 80’s-90’s. Stanley is a late night TV host who came up with the wild whoopie line on the fly. Everyone loved it. Delta, Sinclair, and Lamb laugh so hard they cry when they hear it because they don’t expect it.

- Alex the Great is later put in with CGI so there’s nothing there for Delta to react to.

- Andrew Ryan’s death is so overdramatic and there are multiple takes because Jack and Fontaine lose it at the final obey. Ryan gets pissed.

- There are so many pranks on set.

- There are tons of Instagram photos of the girls on set drinking juice pouches in their chairs. Tenenbaum joins them.

- Fontaine wears the CGI suit for the final fight and it’s ridiculous. He has bruises from the girls who get way too into beating him up.

Why would i beat up dogmeat? Simple, I’m going to “slap” a pet right on his fluffy lil head and give him headpats and a treat or two, the only way i would beat him is at chess because i doubt he’s good at that

Who You Should Fight: Fallout 4 Companions Edition

ADA - I mean, like, you could, but why would you want to? She’s a just a happy, go lucky girl. Let her collect junk in peace you monster.

Cait - Bold of you to think that you can take Cait in a fight. Girl’s been beating up raiders since she was old enough to stand. She can probably beat you with both hands tied behind her back. Probably the most dangerous one here; avoid at all costs.

Codsworth - Nah the dude’s got a buzzsaw for a hand are you blind?

Curie - If you beat up Curie you could have everyone in this list jumping to her defense. Even Danse would probably come and kick your ass if you lay a finger on Curie. Vault 81 would hate you forever. And to top it off, you’d probably make her cry. You’re a monster. Don’t fight Curie.

Deacon - I imagine that Deacon’s got a decent amount of hand to hand combat experience under his belt since he’s probably a grandpa, but the dude’s more of a long distance kinda guy. I’d recommend playing the waiting game, then jumping him when he least expects it. Tbh he’ll probably laugh it off and not fight back, so there’s literally nothing to lose by smacking the upside of his bald head. Bonus points if you send his dumb pompadour wig flying.

Dogmeat - Why the fuck do you want to beat up Dogmeat?

Hancock - Depends on what meds he’s taken before you decided to engage. Jet? Yeah you’d probs be alright in the end. Alcohol? A little harder because Hancock’s definitely won a fair share of bar fights so proceed at your own risk. MedX? I’d consider holding off for now. Psycho? Just start running.

MacCready - Hell yeah beat that rat boy the fuck up. He’s got a son though, so just make sure you don’t do it in front of Duncan and you should be a-okay.

Nick Valentine - I’d say no. Nick used to be a cop and could probably kick your ass on muscle memory alone. If you leave him out in the rain he might start rusting, though. Use that to your advantage if you so desire.

Old Longfellow - It’s 50/50, honestly. On one hand, Old Longfellow’s a big boi and probably won’t fall as quickly or as easily as someone like MacCready or Gage. On the other hand, he’s like a bajillion years old and probably can’t see you without a pair of reading glasses. Use your best judgement.

Paladin Danse - When he’s in his armor, no. When he’s out of his armor, yes. But be careful: literally no one hates Paladin Danse more than Paladin Danse. He could go into an existential crisis in the middle of a beatdown and that might be just enough to throw you off your game.

Piper Wright - Definitely. Girl’s got some good self defense skills but you could probably point behind you, shout “omg is Mayor McDonough banging a synth in the bushes?????” and that’d be enough to distract her so you could gain the upper hand. She’ll probably fall for it more than once, too.

Porter Gage - Hell yeah. The dude’s made of twigs and bad decisions and probably has 5 different mole rat diseases. If you’ve got any trepidation, though, at least approach him from his blind side before you start smacking him around.

Preston Garvey - Look I know a lot of people don’t like this guy but how could you beat up a dude that just wants to help people? Like he could literally be offering you carrots and you would want to punch that precious face and be met with the aftermath? The betrayal? Would not recommend based on severe emotional toll.

Strong - Dude’s 7 feet tall and got no dick to punch. Hard pass.

X6-88 - Fuck yes X6 wears sunglasses indoors and probably overheats in that dumb black leather overcoat. Kick his ass and call him a nerd while you do it. 

were all fucked but we can have fun while were here

Charles bruso 2018

Take out brain, fill with patriotism and kindness, bing bang bong you got this all American lad

if you ever wondered about my shephard headcanon

big corn-fed country boy, very generic looking other than heterochromia, absolute hollow head