Puppify Everything They Do!! It's Important!!!!

Puppify everything they do!! It's important!!!!

Don't just tell them to get their toys, tell them to fetch

When they yawn, make sure to pat their head and call them a sleepy puppy

Hand feed them treats!!

Casually call them a good boy/good girl whenever they get something done or do something right

When they forget something or mess up, laugh it off and call them a silly puppy

Don't just ask if they want to have sex, ask if they want to play

When you're going out, ask them if they want to go for a walk

Always preface gifts/favors/anything they look forward to by saying "does puppy want a treat?"

If they get stammery and flustered, just tell them to speak, it works miracles

When getting into bed or sitting on the couch, pat the bed where you want them to sit and they'll hop right up

Keep them in line by reminding them that puppies don't bite/talk/etc

Feel free to add anything you do to make sure your puppy never forgets that they're your pretty doggie ♥️♥️♥️

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

I'm not built for an office job. I'm built for fucking and sucking and moaning and arching my back and having my hole demolished and feeling so many hands on me at once. That and computers I guess.

If I was on a construction site they couldn't stop me

Congrats?