Same Broooooo

Same broooooo

i love falling asleep with a heating pad on because it makes me feel like i'm a roll of bread being taken out of the oven by a wonderful old baker that looks like santa

it also eases my shoulder pain but that's not as important

YES

I am a Kermit in a storm, thrust about by the billowing winds and screaming in agony. The muppet show has only just begun, and I have been crowned the Dark Messiah. I scream in rage, this cannot go on. The day of Muppet Transformation is coming. Will you be ready? Or will you die in the trials and tribulations? I yearn for the muppet uprising. My big boy britches are soaked in precum and I am soaked in vengence

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

Me with c.ai

The moment I find something that gives me joy, I CONSUME it incessantly until it yields no more joy. like a mosquitor sucking on blood until it pops.

God

Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.