Friend: So I Got A Girlfriend
Friend: so I got a girlfriend
Me: that’s great!
Friend: but I don’t know her-
Me: what
Friend: yeah?-shrugs and show picture of girl- she just asked me out I guess
Me: well what happened?
Friend: idk, I just asked what roleplay she liked and than she asked me out.
Me: honey- sweetie- remember that conversation we had over the phone
Friend: yeah
Me: and how i keep saying roleplay reminded me of sex?
Friend: yeah but you said it was a joke
Me: roleplay um kinda means actually kink sex…
Friend: -progressing- oh SHIT
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Shane was clearly not listening.
(i did not put everything because this would be an hour long)
Reblog if you too, stick your head into a vat of molten lava and scream to release your frustrations.
“..but I kept going.”
please go watch/support the original video https://youtu.be/VhEATqXnXCI
the “ipliers” (ft. warfstache)
couple o’ moodboards for a couple o’ mark’s alter egos
I feel like there isn't enough Demond Shane shit and want to add more stuff to it but at the same time I just want to standby and watch the fandom destroy itself.