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Yes.

hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

horrible news. came home and there isn’t a grumpy man in my bed who was a little worried about me but won’t admit it outright so he tried to stay up but he’s falling asleep with his glasses on. what am i supposed to do now

What a year this week has been.

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

no more sex. we ran out of sex

“stop romanticizing (bad thing)” sorry that i have a poets soul and can see the hidden beauty in the grotesque

Why is Tumblr suggesting me Supernatural

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

Yes.

“Don’t mistake silence for weakness. Smart people don’t plan big moves out loud.”

— Unknown

I always ask myself why I like the dark semi good/bad characters and then realised that they all have missing limbs, and though I only have a missing finger, my little ass kid brain went "they're so cool" and now my adult brain gets to go "they're so f**king hot gawd DAMN" and you know what it all started with this lil shit disturber turned badass pretty princess mass serial killer with a breathing problem

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

My liege, no one has!

Be so for real rn

But particularly this one again

And again

i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!

In this house we only loosely acknowledge current MCU canon. In my mind it's still around 2014-15. Winter Soldier just came out. We have such high hopes for the in-depth character arcs of our main babes, not to be turned into cash cows milked dry of any soul. The Avengers still all have their own floors in the tower and Bucky is coming to live in as Steeb's emo plus-one.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

I’m thinking how at some point Elrond, who definitely saw many Men die during his (immortal) life must have started saying something like “If you meet my brother, give him my love” to them on their deathbeds. And I think it became something of a tradition, something he was actually expected to say and maybe eventually when you had the Rangers of the North leaving Rivendell on some dangerous errand, they would add “I hope we meet again but if we don’t - I’ll be sure to tell Elros…” to their farewells and no one would be sure if that was more heartbreaking or heartwarming

MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO

This is the best use of a brain cell I've ever read on the internet lmfao🤣

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

Rebloging this because I want them to bring him back!!!! And Hannibal too!!!!!

You ever just think "what if Will Graham got more screentime"? Then remember he already gets a lot

Polly Gray. That’s it. That’s the post.

Remember when we all saw The First Avenger and Bucky came on screen and you didn’t know

You didn’t know how much you would care

This man will never not be hot and cute at the same time

SEBASTIAN STAN | ‘THE MARTIAN’ RED CARPET (2015)