Mom Said It's My Turn With The Chat Bot...

Mom said it's my turn with the chat bot...

My birthday cake this year! I made it myself!

(dontmindallthewineglasses)

I was so proud of it! I unfortunately had to toss it away this morning when I went for a slice. The strawberries began molding and I didn't wanna risk getting sick, eating the non moldy bits. Goodbye my love...

As a child I always wanted to be a gargoyle. I wanted to just hang on the sides of building. And scare away evil spirits. Even as a kid whenever I passed a building with gargoyles I'd wave to them and tell them how much I appreciated them! It's so sad that they stopped putting them on buildings...

I'm sorry... "Carbon monologue"?

Don't y'all hate it when the carbon starts monologuing? Cuz I do. 😆

with the expansion of work-from-home, I think it would be appropriate and delightful if OSHA started investigating landlords for providing unsafe working conditions. "there's no carbon monologue detector in this home office (bedroom). The paint in this home office (living room) contains illegal levels of lead. This home office (tiny studio apartment) contains so many safety violations we are shutting down the entire business (rent collecting) until things are up to code."

Prepare for utter destruction... 🐡

The way asparagus grows makes me uncomfy. Like the inside of my skin is itchy...